Loscraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Loscraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	141
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Towns Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8074	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	1

We are an 18+ server that allows both Java and Bedrock players! The server is on 1.20.4 and we are very quick to update to newer version-releases! We keep things as vanilla as possible around here, with some small plugins that add some nice features! 🎮

We’re all about inclusivity – whether you’re into redstone, an explorer at heart, or love getting creative with builds, you’re welcome here. Same goes with personal beliefs. We are here to play minecraft, No-politic zone! 🌍

At spawn you will find the heart of our server, the Shopping District. We have a diamond-based economy, inspired by the popular Hermitcraft server! At spawn you will also find 3 additional portals:

Resource world portal: Takes you to a resource world where you can gather the resources that you need! There is no border in the resource world, but it will get reseted every x-amount of months

Creative world portal: Takes you to a creative world with plots. There you can design ur builds while still being in contact with the rest of the server!

Event world portal: Takes you to a world where we host events! 🎉

All worlds chats are synced, so you can still talk with each other across worlds! 🌐

I will guarantee you that you will find some cool stuff around the world while roaming around! Alot of old and new lore to learn about:) 🏰

For Java players, we’ve got a modpack you can jump into. It includes voice chat and a few other handy extras. But dw, It’s all optional! 🛠️

Our rules are simple: no discrimination, no messing with other people’s stuff, and definitely no cheating. 🚫

Oh, and one last thing – NEVER TRUST HMITTEN! ❌

Ready to join us? Just fill out the following short application form: 🚀

https://forms.gle/3xasW9PEzKyh3eKJ9

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Votes:	7089	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	246

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	9417
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Farms Harvested:	987
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mines Excavated:	3947	Dragon Eggs Found:	3606
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7039
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7974	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Buildings Constructed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!