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PoopCraft Minecraft Server

awkward family moment, awkward situation, bathroom etiquette, bathroom mishap, bathroom privacy, communication breakdown, dinner party disaster, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, family dinner, family drama, Minecraft, motherhood mishap, parenting fail, personal space, PoopCraft, pooping disaster, privacy invasion, Server, social faux pas, teenage girlfriend, uncomfortable encounter, unexpected guest

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from embarrassing moments like the one our player experienced while hosting a dinner! Join us and never worry about unexpected bathroom interruptions again – unless, of course, it’s a creeper blowing up your toilet!

Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can build your own secret bathroom hideout and never have to share it with anyone, not even your closest friends. And if someone accidentally walks in on you, just blame it on a glitch in the game – they’ll never know the truth!

So come join us on our server, where you can ban enchiladas from your virtual world forever and never have to face the awkward aftermath of a bathroom invasion again. Trust us, the adventures you’ll have here will make that real-life dinner disaster seem like a piece of cake – or should we say, a piece of enchilada? LOL!

GrannyCraftin’ Drama

advice, alcoholism, baby, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, Distance, Drama, family, Grandchild, GrannyCraftin, long distance, MIL, mother-in-law, Moving, parenting, relationships, Safety, Space, Support, Unsafe

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep the crazies away? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no crazy MILs will be moving in next door to you!

Join us if you want a safe space to build and explore without worrying about unsupervised baby couch incidents or questionable parenting advice. Our server is MIL-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not your mother-in-law trying to move in next door. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun this way!

DumbIdeasMC SMP

accidental success, bizarre idea, creative solution, dumb idea, DumbIdeasMC, fortunate error, fortunate mistake, funny, lucky break, odd strategy, peculiar tactic, quirky solution, risky decision, smp, strange concept, success, Surprising, thinking outside the box, Unconventional, unexpected outcome, unorthodox method, unusual approach

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	4163	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Lol, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the most epic place to be, like seriously dude. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, the admin is actually a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday.

But the best part is the dumb ideas that actually work here. Like, one time I tried to ride a pig off a cliff and instead of dying, I landed in a pool of lava and found a hidden treasure chest. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent players flying into the sky. It was hilarious!

So if you wanna join the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of dancing chickens that throw parties every Friday night. It’s lit, bro.

BlockyLifeLessons

BlockyLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, late bloomer, learning, life advice, life experiences, life journey, life lesson, life mistakes, life reflections, Life skills, life wisdom, Maturity, missed opportunities, personal growth, realization, Reflection, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Votes:	1859	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Have you ever realized that creepers in Minecraft are basically just misunderstood green blobs with a passion for hugs? Well, on our server, we embrace the creepers with open arms (literally, because they explode when they get too close). Join us for a chance to learn the valuable life lesson of not judging a creeper by its explosive cover! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies show off their killer dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a creeper).

CraftyEuroLeader

America, American politics, CraftyEuroLeader, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, fox news, Global influence, global leadership, Hegseth, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, news analysis, political commentary, transatlantic relations., united states, Western Allies, world affairs

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5379	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap!

oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.

so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?

BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft

BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy, controversy, Covid-19, Hydroxychloroquine, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation spread, mistrust, papers, public opinion, retracted, Science, scientific research, skepticism, social media, suppress, Trust, Truth, tweets, vaccine harm

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting retracted is your boring old life! we got hydroxychloroquine blocks that give you super powers and vaccine harm potions that make you invincible! forget about science, we got conspiracy theories for days! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life! who needs social media when you can have a blast on our server!

Vowedminemp server minecraft

adventure mode, banner, Community, Creative mode, description, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, personal account, player interaction, Server, Server Customization, server description, server hosting, Server Management, survival mode, Vowedminemp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

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Prosper Prison

alliances, Community, competitive, Custom, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Events, Gaming, Minecraft, Mines, Other, Prison, Progression, Prosper, PvP, Quests, Recruitment, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8461
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7489	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Prosper Prison
IP: play.prosperprison.net
Version: 1.21+

About the Server

Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.

Key Features

Custom Mining Experience
Competitive Gameplay
Custom Player Progression
Active Community & Staff

Join Us Today!

Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!

IP: play.prosperprison.net

Version: 1.21+

Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Prosper Prison?	Prosper Prison is a competitive prison server with custom features and mechanics for an engaging gameplay experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.net in your Minecraft client.
Is the server suitable for casual players?	Yes, Prosper Prison caters to both casual players and hardcore grinders, offering a balanced experience for all types of players.
Do I need any specific version of Minecraft to play on Prosper Prison?	Yes, you will need version 1.21 or higher to join the server.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, Prosper Prison offers custom mining experiences, a balanced economy, competitive gameplay, custom player progression, and an active community and staff.

LoveCraft Server 1.20.5

1.20.5, Affection, celebration, Chocolate, couples, Cupid, Date night, Flowers, Gifts, Happy, Heart, holiday, love, lovecraft, Naughty, Pervs, PINK, red, relationships, romance, Server, SWEETHEARTS, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Yo, listen up you weirdos! If you wanna have a blast this Valentine’s Day, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have heart-shaped blocks that shoot out heart emojis when you mine them! It’s like Cupid himself is blessing your pickaxe, bro! Plus, our pixelated roses actually smell like chocolate when you hold them in your hand. Don’t ask how, just come and smell the love, baby!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

babysitter, best man, blockparty, Communication, engagement party, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family time, grown ups only, hosting at home, hurt feelings, immediate family, limited space, Minecraft, nieces and nephews, party etiquette, party planning, Server, Siblings, value judgment, wedding advice

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	934	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a party like no other, where the only rule is to leave the kids at home (or face the wrath of offended siblings).

Immerse yourself in a world of jazz, cocktails, and wedding advice, all while navigating the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be able to keep the peace between feuding relatives, or will you find yourself caught in the crossfire of sibling rivalry?

But fear not, for we offer a solution to all your babysitting woes! Simply hire a virtual babysitter in-game and enjoy a drama-free experience like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the true reason behind the mysterious grudge against the niblings.

So come join us on this wild ride of engagement parties and family feuds, because on this server, the more drama, the merrier!