Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers are actually friendly and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.
You’ll be mining for diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding on rainbow-colored llamas.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Join us and experience the thrill of competing against other players to prove your worth. Just like in real life, the most competent and powerful players will rise to the top and dominate the server. And if you’re not up for the challenge, well, we have a special gulag waiting for you.
But don’t worry, we’re not just about dominance hierarchies here. We also cater to your evolutionary needs, providing a unique gaming experience that will keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!
Imagine a world where Froot is the queen of redstone, GEEGA is the master of pranks, and Hestia is the ultimate diamond hunter. Henya is the genius behind every insane contraption, while Hime is the expert at taming creepers. Hotaru is the lava parkour champion, Kson is the leader of the chicken army, and Kuro is the mysterious ninja lurking in the shadows.
But beware of Mata, the troll who loves to set traps for unsuspecting players. Melody is the bard who enchants everyone with her music, Michi is the potion master brewing up crazy concoctions, and Mouse is the expert at navigating the Nether. Nagi is the ultimate builder, Peke is the prankster with a heart of gold, and Zen is the PvP champion ready to take on any challenger.
Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us on /vsj+/ for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Join us for epic battles against evil crackers, niggers, and spics who are trying to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top.
But that’s not all! We also have insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From uncovering ancient secrets to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky crackers, niggers, and spics who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!
Imagine building your own love story with your Minecraft crush, reenacting scenes from Yugami-kun has no friends while trying to make friends in-game, or sneaking around smoking behind virtual supermarkets because why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a heart-pounding adventure.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your own precious conversations waiting for you in the pixelated world of Minecraft!
In this wacky world, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect spell cards and battle against evil mobs in turn-based combat. But beware, the Storm is coming, and only the bravest and craziest players will survive!
With no PvP elements, you can play at your own pace and enjoy the rich storytelling that our server has to offer. Plus, our game is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin for our more cultured players.
Join us for daily resets at 10am UTC, where you’ll encounter bizarre events like Route 77: The Haunted Highway, where you’ll face off against ghostly mobs and haunted road signs.
Don’t miss out on our rate-up banners featuring characters like Ezra, the Star Support who can summon shooting stars to rain down on your enemies. And be on the lookout for upcoming banners like Argus, the Plant Support who can turn your enemies into potted plants.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure! And don’t forget to use our exclusive codes like “DiscoPendulum” and “UnbearableLightness” for some extra laughs along the way. See you in the upside-down world of our Minecraft SMP!
