Los Angeles MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

EXCITEMENT, Thread, athletes, Crafty, dodgers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

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SuburbanCraft Minecraft Server

Peaceful, suburb, Housing, MOAB, outdoor activities

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life in Los Angeles? Ready to trade in the smog for some fresh mountain air in a tiny Utah suburb? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of virtually moving to Kebab or Moab, where the population is a whopping 5k (in Minecraft blocks, that is)! Build your dream suburban home, complete with pixelated neighbors who always borrow your virtual lawnmower.

But watch out, because the local pixelated wildlife is known to be quite… pixelated. From blocky bears to square-shaped squirrels, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter in our pixelated paradise.

So say goodbye to LA traffic and hello to a simpler life in our Minecraft server. Who needs real suburbs when you can have virtual ones filled with endless possibilities and hilarious adventures? Join us today and start your new life in Kebab or Moab… or wherever the heck you want!

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RansomCraft Minecraft Server

notorious, API, Access, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, COURT INTERFACE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the court system is so large, it’s practically its own country! Join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the Los Angeles Superior Court, where collusion with judges and lawyer conflicts run rampant.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Ransomware hackers have infiltrated the court system, and if they aren’t paid, they’ll dump all the juicy data for everyone to see.

And get this – Charlie Munger’s company, Daily Journal, and Journal Technologies are behind the interface used to file documents with the Court. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of legal drama, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of block-building fun. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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CraftyFameWalk

Los Angeles, aspirations, talent, iconic, Hollywood

so, why not join our minecraft server and become a virtual hollywood superstar? we have all the glitz and glamour you could ever want, plus a chance to become famous in the minecraft world!

imagine strutting down the virtual red carpet, with all the other players cheering you on as you build the most epic creations ever seen. you could be the next big thing in the minecraft universe, all thanks to our server.

but beware, fame comes with a price. there are jealous players out there who will stop at nothing to take you down. you’ll have to navigate through drama, backstabbing, and betrayal to make it to the top.

so come join us and see if you have what it takes to become a minecraft superstar. who knows, maybe one day you’ll have your very own star on the virtual hollywood walk of fame!

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NashCraft Minecraft Server

wwe, Chicago, Champion, Miami, hulk hogan

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous adventures like never before. Our community is filled with players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Forget about boring old Kevin Nash, come join us and show off your champion skills. Sell out arenas like a pro and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Nash when you can rule the Minecraft world with your epic gate receipts?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with gatorade-shoving, cock-teasing, and all-around craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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DonSiuuuuuuCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Tyronn Lue, Coach, DonSiuuuuuuCraft, Sacramento Kings, sports

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is as lively as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who were actually secret agents in disguise. They teamed up with the player to take down a group of evil skeletons who were trying to take over the server. Together, they defeated the skeletons and saved the day, all while cracking jokes and having a blast.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in its presence. Join us and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Dragon’s lair, where riches beyond your wildest dreams await.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Blocky Hospital LOLz

Entertainment, Diversity, Tragedy, lolz, Johnny Wactor

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Biden’s America? Look no further! Our server is enriched by Diversity & Inclusion, just like Johnny Wactor in Weimerica. Join us and experience the thrill of building alongside great human beings like Johnny’s mother. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Fox News headline one day! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

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LA90sCraft

sunny days, LA90sCraft, 1990s, street fashion, music scene

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of Los Angeles in the 1990s! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of dealing with real-life drama, you’ll be building and surviving in a pixelated version of this iconic city.

Join us for a chance to recreate famous landmarks like the Hollywood sign and the Santa Monica Pier, all while dodging creepers and zombies that have inexplicably taken over the city. Will you be able to survive the chaos and thrive in this nostalgic setting?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground rave happening in the virtual version of the Viper Room, complete with virtual celebrity sightings and virtual drama. Can you find your way in and party like it’s 1999?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of 1990s Los Angeles like never before. Just watch out for virtual earthquakes and virtual riots – it’s a wild ride!

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Crafty Dictators Minecraft Server – Build your empire with Hitler and Stalin!

Los Angeles, dictators, mustaches, London, Empire

Looking for a Minecraft server that will answer life’s most burning questions? Look no further than our server, where we debate the age-old question: Who’s hotter, Hitler or Stalin?

Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!

Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.

So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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Crafty Culver City Chicks – Minecraft Madness

West Los Angeles, Los Angeles, nightlife, Mid City, Crafty

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women of West Los Angeles, Mid City, and Culver City reign supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of fierce and fabulous women who have built an empire in the virtual world. They have created the most epic builds, conquered the toughest mobs, and organized the most epic virtual parties you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker on the server where the women gather to plot world domination. Will you be brave enough to join them and become part of their elite squad?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the virtual world. It is said to be guarded by a dragon so fierce that only the bravest of players can defeat it and claim the riches for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most epic girl gang in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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