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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defense, Antiaircraft systems, Armed Forces, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, security forces, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got Ukrainian Military up in here destroying Russian antiaircraft systems in Crimea like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine the chaos, the explosions, the drama! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

You don’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happening on this server. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

WarCraftRusAfricana

African migrants, Africans, Conflict, discrimination, eastern europe, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, racism, russia, ukraine war, War Crimes, WarCraftRusAfricana

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? Well, let me tell you about this one server where Russia is sending Africans to die in the Ukraine war… in Minecraft! Yeah, you heard me right. We got a whole storyline going on where Putin is recruiting players from all over the world to fight in this epic battle. And guess what? The loot is INSANE! You can get your hands on some rare weapons and armor that will make you the most OP player on the server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft war hero!

CraftyConspiracies

bizarre ideas, bonkers, bonkers conspiracy, bonkers theory, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, Conspiracy Theory, Correct, correct belief, correct conspiracy, correct theory, CraftyConspiracies, one theory, outlandish beliefs, proven theories, statistical accuracy, statistical probability, statistically, statistically proven, truth behind theories, wild theories

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9330	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	6309	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so why not join our minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the craziest conspiracy theories in the blocky world? ever heard of herobrine secretly controlling all the mobs? or maybe steve being a secret alien sent to mine diamonds for his intergalactic overlords? on our server, you can dig deep into these wild theories and maybe even prove them right! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing tinfoil hats. join now and let the madness begin!

FoXPlanet Minecraft server

Achievements, ADMIN, animation, BUILD, develop, donation, Equal, EXCITEMENT, Join, Minecraft, Players, Realism, Server, Settlements, strategies, Vanilla, voice chat, wipes, Wonderful world

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our vanilla Minecraft server, where the admin team always listens to the wishes of the players and constantly introduces something new to improve the gaming experience. There is no donation on our server – all players are equal, and everyone can enjoy the game without any advantages.

We have a voice chat where you can chat with your friends and create new strategies in the game. We also have an animation plugin installed, which adds more realism and excitement to the game world.

And most importantly, there are no wipes on our server – you can build and develop your settlements without fear of losing all your achievements. Join us and plunge into the wonderful world of Minecraft with us!

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StabCraft Minecraft Server

american tourists, Asia, Attack, Caution, cautionary tale, China, crime, Foreign, FOUR AMERICANS, Incident, International, Minecraft, News, Safety, Server, stabbed, stabbed in China, StabCraft, thailand, Tourists, travel, travel advice, violence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Votes:	5766
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Tired of boring old Thailand? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have beaches made of diamonds, temples filled with enchanted loot, and even a secret cave that leads to a real-life treasure chest (just kidding, it’s filled with virtual gold blocks). So why waste your time on a tropical vacation when you can have the adventure of a lifetime in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the blocky fun begin!

GunfuCraft Minecraft Server

action games, capcom, cinematic experience, Combat, fast-paced gameplay, fighting games, Franchise, GunfuCraft, Gunplay, hand to hand combat, iconic weapons, intense action, Martial Arts, Minecraft, movie adaptations, Resident Evil movies, Server, stupid gunfu, survival horror, third-person shooters, video games, zombie games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Dimension Hops:	10	Villages Defended:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy gunfu action straight out of the Resident Evil movies! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombies appears. But fear not, because you have the power of gunfu on your side! Take down those zombies with style and finesse, all while looking like a total badass. And that’s not all – our server also features mutant creepers, ninja skeletons, and even a secret boss battle against a giant mutant Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

GymCraft: No Fat-Shaming Zone!

beach outing, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confrontation, eating disorder recovery, FatShaming, FITNESS, friendship, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, insensitive comments, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, self-confidence, social situations, Support, Therapy, weight, Zone

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no body shaming!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about cookie comments or ripped dudes walking by. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their size or shape. Plus, we have a strict no Julia policy – anyone caught body shaming will be banned faster than you can say “sick burn.”

Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or negativity. Who needs beach drama when you can have blocky bliss on our server? See you in the game!

CraftyRichFears

afraid, BETRAYAL, Competition, consequences, control, CraftyRichFears, criticism, exposure, Failure, fear, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, people, Powerful, Rich, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Animals Bred:	75	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense that even the most powerful and wealthy players tremble in fear at the challenges that await them. Rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is actually a financial advisor by day, ready to crunch numbers and destroy your savings by night. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a team of killer bunnies that will hop into battle alongside you, armed with diamond swords and a thirst for chaos. So if you’re ready to face your fears and conquer the ultimate challenge, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of the 1%.

WorcesterCraft: Beef & Wasabi

Beef, beef dishes, condiments, culinary comparisons, flavor pairing, food pairings, fusion cooking, horseradish, Japanese cuisine, marinade, Savory, Seasoning, soy sauce, spicy, steak, sushi, tangy, Umami, wasabi, WorcesterCraft, Worcestershire sauce

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	4579
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spice than a bottle of worcestershire sauce and horseradish on beef! our world is so lit, it’s like dipping your sushi in soy sauce and wasabi on steroids.

we’ve got dragons that fart rainbows, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that breakdance when they explode. our players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar rush, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.

build your own castle, ride a flying pig, or challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

80’s JP city pop, band-aids, Based, blocktopia, blonde JK, cheerleader, chinks, coof wave., cute, dog, Dragon.., funny, Japanese goblin, Minecraft, Necromancer, nigga, Nipples, nuts, pidgin English, Pirate, rapping reaper, scatman, screams, Server, shark, shrine maiden, squirrel, success, super mario bros, Tanigo-san, TARANTULAS, Western market, white fox

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Potions Brewed:	137	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.

And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!