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AwkwardBonersMC

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4807

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Votes:	1541
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Farms Harvested:	553	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Animals Bred:	195	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Towns Built:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

NukeCraftUSA

arms race, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftUSA, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, united states, Warning, world leaders

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!

EmotionCraft – Emoji Masters

Behavior, Communication, digital communication, emoji, EMOJIS, emotional intelligence, emotionally intelligent, EmotionCraft, Expression, Friends, gender differences, Language, Masters, Men, nonverbal cues, Psychology, relationships, romantic partners, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, Texting, Women

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Buildings Constructed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the emojis flow like a river of tears from emotionally intelligent women and men with high emotional intelligence! 🌈💖🤣

imagine a world where every block is made of emojis and every mob speaks in emoticons! 🤯🤪

our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping heart emojis instead of exploding! 💣❤️

join us now and experience the most emotionally intelligent minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌

who needs diamonds when you can mine for emojis and build a castle out of heart emojis? 💎❤️🏰

don’t be a square, join our server and let your emotions run wild in the world of minecraft! 😜🎮💥

Surviville SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Come immerse yourself in Minecraft’s newest SMP server. With an enhanced focus on quests, community, and a survival experience you will love! Anti-grief enabled. Support the server by purchasing ranks, keys, and more. Can’t support? No problem! Everything purchasable from shop can be claimed just by grinding the game giving everyone the same opportunities.

play.surviville.org:63019