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Battlemage Tombs

Acolytes of Old, Allegiance, balance, Battlemage Tombs, comrades, custom weapons, Discord, Dynamic world, Eldoria, Fabric, Faction, Guardians of the Light, Honor, Keepers Guild, Mercenaries, minecraft server, Modpack, Peace, power, Quests, Riches, role playing, Roleplay, Santana Scoundrels, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Join the Epic Battle for the Battlemage Tombs!

Are you ready to choose your faction and fight for supremacy? Welcome to “Battlemage Tombs”, a unique Minecraft server with four distinct factions:

Guardians of the Light – Uphold justice and fight for the greater good. Acolytes of Old – Harness dark powers and embrace the shadows. 🏴‍☠️ Santana Scoundrels – Operate as mercenaries with no allegiance. Keepers Guild – Enforcers of peace and balance with unwavering strength and determination.

Immerse yourself in an epic role-playing experience in the land of Eldoria with custom weapons, quests, and a dynamic world. Whether you seek comrades, honor, power, or riches, there’s a place for you here.

Join the discord today to get the modpack!

51.81.167.235:25615

Origin’s Flame Rekindled: The Only Server where your Crafting skills are tested

Behavior, Community, Crafting, DIMENSION, Discord, Flame, Food, Furniture, generation, Late, mia’s origins, Modpack, Origins, proximity chat, Rekindled, Reopened, rules, second try, Sequel, Server, Skills, smp, Structures, Tested, year ago

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Mia’s Origins SMP Sequel Server Overview

Server Type	Modded, 1.20.1 Java Edition
Mod	Origins Mod with enhanced modpack
Features	New origins, proximity chat, new structures, food and furniture, new dimension
Community	Safe and welcoming environment
Whitelist	Required, information available on Discord

FAQ

What is the server type?

The server is modded, running on Java Edition 1.20.1 and based around the origins mod.

What features does the modpack include?

The modpack includes new origins to choose from, proximity chat, new structures and generation, food and furniture additions, silly additions, and a new dimension.

How is the community moderated?

We strive to keep the community safe and welcoming. Poor behavior and rule violations will be dealt with accordingly.

How can I join the server?

To join, you will need to be whitelisted. All the information you need can be found on our Discord server.

Where can I find the Discord server?

You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KZU4HhJyt2.

Nijien’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

Analysis, Business, Challenges, comparison, Competition, Decision making, Decline, Downfall, Epic, Fail, Failure, growth, leadership, lessons learned, Management, market, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NijiEN, NijiENs, phase connect, Server, smaller, strategy, what went wrong

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Emeralds Found:	3771	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers that are too mainstream and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is so small, it makes Phase Connect look like a giant! Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our community is so tight-knit, we can fit everyone in a single block space! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and build pixel art of his favorite memes. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

arch linux, archlinux, base distribution, binaries, CLI, community repository, debian, documentation institution, Enthusiast, fedora, Flatpak support, Gentoo, minimal system, multiple architecture support, NixOS, NoPurposeNeeded, official repository, reproducibility, rolling release, smp, software support, Stability, upstream packages, user-friendly

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

guest characters, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Potions Brewed:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	250568	Dragon Eggs Found:	722

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Emeralds Found:	7389	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	162	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.