lordsquad Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyNightmares

Adversity, Affliction, Agony, anguish, BlockyNightmares, Despair, discomfort, Distress, Experience, fear, Hardship, Horror, Human, Misery, Pain, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, trial, Unpleasant

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most unpleasant thing a human can endure: getting chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been bested by a flock of feathery warriors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging his teleporting moves and glowing purple eyes.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. Just watch out for the gingerbread creepers – they may look sweet, but they’ll explode in a sugary mess if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

StrikeCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, StrikeCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	5701	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, we got this crazy story where, like, players can use U.S. weapons to strike inside Russia! but, like, the latest request to lift restrictions got rejected, so now it’s even more wild and unpredictable! join us for some crazy battles and epic adventures, bro. you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else, trust me. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

MissileCraft: From Iran to Russia

arms race, ballistic missiles, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., global security, international conflict, iran, Iran-Russia relations, MIDDLE EAST, military advancements, military capabilities, military cooperation, military escalation, missile defense, MissileCraft, nuclear weapons, regional tensions, russia, strategic alliances, weapons technology

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got more explosions than a military showdown between Iran and Russia! Join us for some ballistic missile fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

Our server is like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. Build your own missile silo and launch rockets at your enemies. Watch out for those pesky griefers trying to sabotage your plans!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a force field. Take on epic boss battles and conquer dungeons filled with treasure. It’s like a video game on steroids!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real-life danger when you can have virtual mayhem right at your fingertips? Let’s blow stuff up together!

BFFs in Blocks

Best Friend, BFF’s, blocks, Companionship, Connection, Differences, emotional bond, friendship, friendship advice, Friendship Dynamics, friendship quotes, good friend, introspection, loyalty, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	3729	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	83	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, why not make a new best friend on this epic minecraft server? we got all the goodies to make your gaming experience the best ever. imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of wild chickens start attacking you. but don’t worry, on our server, you can tame those chickens and ride them into battle against evil mobs.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, fam.

join us now and become part of the wackiest, most hilarious minecraft community out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig that can fly. yes, you heard me right. a flying pig. what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

BugLove: The Climate Crisis Edition

adaptations, Biodiversity, BugLove, climate, climate change, climate crisis, colors, Crisis, ecosystem, Edition, entomology, Environment, Evolution, global heating, Impact, insects, mating, Reproduction, research, scientists, sex lives, species, Struggling, study

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so, liek, u kno how climate change is, liek, messing with everything? well, turns out it’s even, liek, messing with insects’ love lives, bro. like, they can’t even, liek, find a mate anymore cuz of global heating and stuff.

but, liek, fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on this server, we got insects of all shapes, sizes, and colours, ready to mingle and, liek, get their freak on. u wanna see a neon pink beetle try to seduce a blue butterfly? we gotchu covered, fam.

join our server and witness the wildest insect love stories unfold before your very eyes. who needs reality TV when u got bugs getting it on in Minecraft? trust me, u won’t regret it. come for the bugs, stay for the drama. let’s get this insect party started, y’all! 🐞🦋💕 #BugLoveForever

JeetsHateCraft Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, Division, extremism, hate, internet culture, jeets, JeetsHateCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, online communities, online forums, POL, political agendas, Propaganda, psy op, racism, radicalization, Server, slant eyed neighbors, social media, trolling, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and questionable alliances.

Ever wonder how /Pol/ managed to convince everyone to hate Jeets in record time? Well, on this server, they’ve taken their psy-op skills to a whole new level. You’ll be amazed at the lengths they’ll go to in order to stir up drama and chaos.

But that’s not all – our players have also formed alliances with their “slant eyed neighbors” in an attempt to overthrow the powers that be. Will they succeed? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe a few blocks too)!

MintCraft Server – Fantôme Fun!

Fantôme, Fourthwall, Fun, general, Maid Edition, Matara, MEMBERSHIP, merch, Mint & Matara Podcast, Mint Fantôme, Mintcraft, Music, music videos, nu metal, Podcast, Previous thread, Server, Shop, social media, Summer Special, twitter, twitter widget, youtube channel, youtube videos

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5996	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mines Excavated:	1809

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the Nu Metal Maid Edition server waiting for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Our server is run by Mint Fantome, the ultimate Minecraft guru who will guide you through the most insane challenges. With her YouTube channel, you can watch her conquer the toughest obstacles and learn all the tips and tricks to become a Minecraft master.

But that’s not all! Join Mint’s Membership for exclusive content and behind-the-scenes access. Follow her on Twitter for hilarious updates and join the Mint & Matara Podcast for some side-splitting laughs.

And let’s not forget about the music! Rock out to Mint’s electrifying tunes as you build, mine, and survive in this wacky world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Nu Metal Maid Edition server and let the madness begin!

ExBlockChildSuppLol

Alimony, blended family, child support, child welfare, court ruling, custody, Divorce, ExBlockChildSuppLol, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, financial support, legal obligations, Marriage, parental obligations, personal attack, quality of life, religious upbringing, stepkids, support for children, vindictive

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! Just like this wild story of betrayal and heartbreak, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, only to have it torn down by your ex (who is also playing on the server) because they fell in love with someone else! Will you fight for your virtual love or let them live happily ever after with their new Minecraft partner?

With crazy twists and turns like court battles over child support and alimony, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the virtual world and create your own drama-filled Minecraft love story.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of vindictiveness. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

CalmCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, CalmCraft, Communication, Deep Breathing, distraction, emotional regulation, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, horny, Intimacy, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, relationships, Relaxation, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with creepers and zombies while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a unique solution to all your problems – a special calming potion that not only protects you from mobs, but also helps you relax and focus on your building projects without any distractions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the coolest players hang out. Join us for a wild time filled with dancing pandas, flying pigs, and unlimited cake. Who needs to worry about creepers when you can party with your fellow players in style?

So come on over and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our calming potion and hot tub party, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCouplesCraft

advice for singles, Commitment, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCraft, love, marriage advice, marriage tips, married advice, married couples, married experience, married insights, married life, married perspective, married problems, married wisdom., Partnership, patience, relationships, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group who understands the struggles of married life? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where all players are married!

Experience the thrill of building a virtual life with your virtual spouse, complete with virtual arguments over who left the virtual toilet seat up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Marriage Counseling Castle, where players can seek advice from wise old villagers who have been married for centuries (literally).

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love and commitment in Minecraft!