Lord Squeak Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobNostalgia

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Battlefront1800

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Votes:	9986
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7397	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	7517
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	372
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Emeralds Found:	2225	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1208
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!