Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even porn stars like Mike Adriano have a side hustle of saving the world from the banking industry’s ponzi schemes! Join us for some tongue-in-cheek fun as we uncover outrageous plots involving Hunter Biden, Lord Jacob Rothschild, and Chinese spy balloons. Witness as Chris Buckley spills the tea on shady deals and how a pornographic actor like Mike Adriano becomes the unexpected hero in stopping the world from financial chaos. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to unraveling global conspiracies? Come join us and be a part of the madness!
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This is Mike Minecraft SMP Adriano
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CrispCraft Minecraft Server
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Tired of struggling to keep your potato chips fresh? Sick of cereal going stale in those flimsy cardboard boxes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the solution to all your snack storage woes! Join us and experience the magic of resealable bags in every virtual pantry. No more tears over soggy chips or stale cereal, just pure snacking bliss. Plus, rumor has it that our resealable bags are made from enchanted materials that keep your snacks fresh for eternity. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join our server today and snack like never before!
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TrashCraft
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Join our Minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the most trashy and hilarious players in the blocky universe! We’ve got players who build giant toilets as their houses, ride pigs dressed as Elvis Presley, and have dance parties with creepers.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trash King, who once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. He now roams the server, challenging players to ridiculous tasks like building a roller coaster made entirely of melons or finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive rainbow diamond.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and trashy as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!
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CraftyPasswords2024
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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make ur brain explode with joy? well u r in luck cuz our server is the bomb dot com! we have 10 billion passwords leaked, like who even does that? only us cuz we are that cool. join us and u will be part of the largest compilation of all time, like seriously, we are making history here. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, like wut more could u ask for? so come on over and join the fun, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun and happiness? not us, that’s for sure. so join us now and let’s make some epic memories together!
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PixelCraftersAI
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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is so wacky and wild, it’s like it was created by a bunch of AI robots on acid. like, the buildings are all wonky and the animals wear top hats and monocles.you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the most epic rollercoaster ride of your life. one time, a player built a giant toilet that actually flushed and sent you to a secret underground disco party. it was lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every day there’s a new treasure hunt where you gotta follow clues that lead you to a chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free on this totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Altitude Community: Where the pigs fly higher than the server version!
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IP play.alttd.com Website alttd.com Rules alttd.com/rules Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ Blog/ News alttd.com/blog/ Who are we?
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!
Features:
- 1.20.x Survival Map
- Land claiming with GriefPrevention
- Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
- Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
- Economy with player shops
- Custom warp plugin for towns
- Monthly server events
We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures
Come join our community today! play.alttd.com
(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)
FAQ:
Can I join your server?
Yes, all are welcome to join Altitude! Just connect to play.alttd.com
Is there a whitelist or age restriction?
There is no whitelist, and while Altitude is intended for older players, all ages are welcome to play on the server.
How can I claim land?
You can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin on the server. Simply right-click with a golden shovel to claim your land.
Are there player shops on the server?
Yes, there is an economy with player shops where you can buy and sell items with other players.
Can I suggest features for the server?
Absolutely! Altitude values community input and many of our custom features were suggested by players. You can suggest features on our website or through our Discord server.
How can I participate in monthly server events?
Watch for announcements on our Discord server and website for details on upcoming events. Participation is open to all players on the server.
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GrendiCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant mech robot stomps through your village, causing chaos and destruction. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can pilot your own mech and engage in epic battles with other players.But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. And rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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BreatheCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of the same old boring wrestling drama in the WWE? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate alternative to Vince McMahon’s reign of terror! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual wrestling like never before!Our server is like Tony Khan’s dream come true – filled with fun, excitement, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We’ve got the best wrestlers from around the world ready to entertain you with their acrobatic skills and athletic prowess. Say goodbye to storylines involving weird stuff like blacks cucking other men’s wives or superstars eating dog food – on our server, it’s all about real wrestling done by real men and women who love the sport.
Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the IWC – join our server and embrace the alternative! Say goodbye to Vince’s brainwashing and hello to a world of fun and entertainment. Rest in peace, AEW? More like rise from the ashes on our server and show the world what real wrestling is all about! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the virtual wrestling madness begin!
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FridgeHater2xMinecraft
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Are you tired of dealing with roommates who turn your shared fridge into a science experiment gone wrong? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where you can have as many fridges as you want in your virtual room, without any rotting food or sticky messes to deal with.Imagine a place where you can build your own mini-fridges and never have to worry about someone else’s moldy leftovers again. Our server is a fridge-free zone, where you can keep all your food fresh and delicious without any drama.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to gross shared fridges forever. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive roommates and liquefied vegetables.
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CraftyTrendzGoneWild
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Remember when everyone was obsessed with planking? Well, forget about that because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master at “sheep stacking” – the hottest trend that never was! Build the tallest tower of sheep and impress your friends with your sheep-stacking skills.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “diamond disco” – a dance party like no other where players can boogie down while surrounded by sparkling diamonds. Who needs boring old planking when you can dance the night away in a diamond-filled disco?
So why join our server? Because where else can you stack sheep to the sky and dance in a diamond disco? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the outrageous adventures begin!
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
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