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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3822 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3454 | Potions Brewed: | 27 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.
Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!
