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DogGoneVacay Minecraft Server

Asshole, beach house, Communication, Conflict, cost, death, disagreement, dog, DogGoneVacay, emotional, family, GRIEVING, Heartless, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, payment, reimbursement, rental, Respect, Server, sister, vacation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to witness epic family feuds over vacation expenses, heartless demands for money, and a dog that’s worth more than a beach house rental.

Experience the thrill of navigating through sibling rivalry, emotional breakdowns, and heated arguments over who should foot the bill for a trip that ended up being a solo adventure. Will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to this chaotic family dynamic? Or will you join in on the madness and stir up even more drama?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than reality TV. Join now and let the craziness unfold!

PeePalsCraft

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment sharing, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom rules, cohabitation conflicts, Communication Issues, compromise in relationships, domestic disputes, Gender Roles, girlfriend request, home habits, hygiene habits, living together, peeing standing up, PeePalsCraft, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship argument, respecting differences

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can pee standing up without any judgment from your girlfriend! We understand the importance of bathroom etiquette, but we also believe in the freedom to choose your peeing position.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.

So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?

EasyPeasySMPChaos

Adaptability, Challenges, conquering fears, determination, EasyPeasySMPChaos, facing challenges, growth mindset., hard work, humbling experiences, learning curve, misconceptions, new skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, persistence, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, trial and error, underestimated tasks, unexpected difficulties

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Zombie Dances:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyGloUp2021

changes, CraftyGloUp2021, Development, growth mindset., personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-empowerment, self-evaluation, self-improvement journey, self-reflection journey, self-transformation, transformation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4277	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Are you tired of being the same old boring blockhead you were a year ago? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch as you transform into the ultimate Minecraft master, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a bit with the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

DroneWars Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWars, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military comparison, Military operations, military technology, Minecraft, political leaders, russia, security measures, Server, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so, like, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, man. we got more drones than russia, bro! zelenskyy himself said it, dude. join us and be part of the drone army, flying high above all the other players. we’re taking over the minecraft world, one drone at a time. come join the fun and see why ukraine is the place to be in july!

ZombieApocalypseMC

confirms, died, Final victim, idf, october 7, Onslaught, unaccounted for, ZombieApocalypseMC

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	6193
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can survive crazy onslaughts just like the final unaccounted for victim on october 7!! idf confirms it’s the most intense server everrrrrr. build ur own base and defend against hordes of zombies, creepers, and even evil villagers who want to steal ur diamonds. become the ultimate survivor and show everyone u have what it takes to conquer the minecraft world. join now and see if u can outlast the madness!!!

The Vomit SMP Trollplay Server: No spoons, only forks!

Active, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Environment, Evaluation, Events, Forks, gameplay, Hardware, Interactive, Mature, Players, Responsible, safe space, Server, Small Community, smp, software, Spoons, Story, Trollplay, Vanilla, vomit

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview

Hello! Welcome to the Voxel SMP Roleplay Server. We hope to make you feel the most welcome!

Key Points
Ran by experienced server admins
No lag gameplay experience
New server with growing community
Focus on roleplaying and events
Max 25 players, active and dedicated community

Curious? Check out the Discord below! We have an age requirement of 18+ to ensure that the community is composed of responsible, mature people.

https://discord.gg/xRDSpsYJVJ

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How many admins are managing the server?	Two admins with 4+ years of experience.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the hardware and software are optimized for minimal lag.
What kind of community is the server aiming to build?	A closely knit community focused on roleplaying and events.
How many players are allowed on the server?	Maximum of 25 players on a first-come, first-serve basis.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the server requires members to be 18+ years old.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above for the application process.

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global security, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, political turmoil, RETALIATION, sanctions, Server, Tension, united states, war with Iran

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Animals Bred:	163	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s WAR all day, every day! Join us for epic battles, crazy PvP matches, and non-stop chaos!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a potion that turns you into a giant chicken.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most war-tastic Minecraft experience of your life! But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior! 🐑🔥🗡️

HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

CraftyHub: NoGifts1stAnniv

anniversary celebration, Communication Issues, CraftyHub, Disappointment, family tradition, feeling conflicted, gift giving, guilt justified, hurt feelings, important occasions, Meaningful gestures, neglected, NoGifts1stAnniv, petty behavior, prioritizing spouse, relationship struggles, rocky marriage, sullen reaction, ungrateful, wedding anniversary, wedding day let down

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1675	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel neglected like this poor bride on her wedding day! Our server is all about prioritizing fun and excitement, not disappearing husbands and cheap compass gifts.

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about crumpled wedding cards and sullen spouses. Who needs a fancy wedding when you can have a virtual world full of surprises and laughter?

Don’t worry about getting each other gifts here – the only thing you’ll need to bring is your sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave all those rocky relationships behind. You deserve better, and our server is here to deliver the fun you’ve been missing out on!