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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9340 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
