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Loot4BaeNotFriend

#venting, aita, Birthday, Boyfriend, DISTANCING, doubt, Friend, Friends, funds, gift, gold digger, Jealousy, laptop, Loot4BaeNotFriend, MONEY, notebook, OFFENDED, Principal, School, STUDENT, Upset

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Votes:	5933
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all – except when it comes to gifting laptops! Join us for some epic adventures and outrageous drama that will make your head spin.

Need a new laptop? No problem! Just befriend our players and watch the laptops roll in. Who needs a working laptop when you can have a notebook instead? It’s the thought that counts, right?

Vent your frustrations to your friends and watch the drama unfold. Who knew a simple gift could cause such chaos? But hey, at least you’ll never be accused of being a gold digger on our server – unless you really want that diamond pickaxe.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

ParasiteCraft: Where Social Parasitism is Just a Game!

biology, Communication, congenital diseases, culture, dependency, Exploitation, fear, Game, genetic development, hidden, independent functionality, insulation, mental illness, mutation, mutational load, ParasiteCraft, parasitic degeneration, Parasitism, parasitology, secrecy, Social, social parasitism, social stability, social structure

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with parasitic degeneration and socially parasitic human subspecies? Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Our server is unlike any other, with a unique focus on extreme specialisation in dependency and insulation. Dive into a world where mutations run rampant and traits come out half-formed. Will you be able to survive in this irreversible process of parasitism?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a high mutational load of congenital diseases and disorders, along with a high level of mental illness and low social stability. Can you navigate through a culture of secrecy and fear of being outed as a social parasite?

Join us now and witness the transformation of our host culture into a more exploitable structure, all while remaining hidden from plain sight. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this gradual reduction in independent functionality – join our Minecraft server today!

BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

brocraft, bros, brosi, can’t, down, everywhere, feel, fucking, go, Help, Images, IMMENSELY, Invoking, left, Lust, Must, Over.., right, Struggle, up, way

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChinnyCraft: Where Female Characters Rock Massive Chins!

animation, art style, artistic choices, body image, character design, Character development, Characters, ChinnyCraft, Chins, critique, Diversity, empowerment, exaggerated features, facial features, female, Female Characters, feminism, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, Massive, massive chins, Media portrayal, representation, Rock, social commentary, women in media

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Ores Mined:	6227	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a totally LEGIT reason for giving female characters massive chins. You see, our server is located in a parallel universe where having a big chin is a sign of power and dominance. So if you want to show off your strength and intimidate your enemies, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive PINK sheep you’ll ever see. Legend has it that these majestic creatures bring good luck to all who lay eyes on them. So come join us and bask in the glory of the PINK sheep!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of DANCING QUEEN/KING. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most CHIN-TASTIC adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

Capture, Competition, Conflict, Economy, Empire, Factories, Fake, Gay, GRIEFED.., Investment, military tech, Oinkraine, PRETEND, PutinsCraft, Resources, Résumé, Russian, Russian Empire, sanctions, service bubble, Strain, Trading, West, workers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8701
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us as we embark on a quest to build the most INSANE structures, battle mythical creatures, and conquer new lands!

Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!

Blame the Creeper

Accountability, Argument, Blame, Communication, Conflict, controversy, creeper, Decision making, disagreement, Dispute, Ethics, Fairness, Fault, judgement, misunderstanding, morality, opinion, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	386514	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. Yes, you heard that right! But that’s not all – there are also flying pigs that drop diamonds wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their groovy adventures and dance the night away!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our INSANE Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mines Excavated:	1804
Enchantments Applied:	225	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Towns Built:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!

Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone

athletic activities, Crafty, cultural diversity, EuroLatinx, European athletes, European culture, European sports, Europeans, Fun, global sports, international sports, Latinx, Latinx athletes, Latinx culture, Latinx sports, Sport, sports diversity, sports enthusiasts, sports fandom, sports fans, sports interests, sports participation, sports preferences, Zone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Europeans and latinx actually enjoy playing Minecraft together! 🤣🎮

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have been spotted trying to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves dance to the beat of the music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that Europeans and latinx could bond over a game about building and mining? 😂🌍🔨

Girl Power Mine

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, Female Heroes, Female Protagonists, female representation, female-centric narratives, female-driven stories, FEMINIST, girl, girl bosses, girl characters, Girl Power, power, representation, role models, strong female leads, Strong Women, time to shine, women in entertainment, women in media

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7646	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	451
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the girl characters are the real QUEENS of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLITTER and UNICORNS as we embark on crazy adventures together.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of girl gamers decided to take over the Minecraft world. With their PINK DIAMOND SWORDS and RAINBOW ARMOR, they defeated the mighty Ender Dragon in record time. Legends say that their victory dance was so fierce, it caused a server-wide earthquake!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in FASHION SHOWS where the best-dressed player wins a virtual crown. You can also ride on SPARKLY UNICORNS through enchanted forests and build your own GLITTERY CASTLE fit for a princess.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the girl characters SHINE like the STARS

God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools

Christianity, Christianity today, controversy, discrimination, Drools, Faggots, Gaymers, Gods, History, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Religion, religious beliefs, rule, Social Issues

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and LOLZ adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest full of diamonds. But when they tried to take them, a pack of dancing skeletons appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off! It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and claimed the diamonds as their prize. And that’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have EPIC mini-games like Creeper Bowling, Enderman Tag, and Zombie Soccer. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time. So come join us and let the LOLZ begin!

Click here to watch a sneak peek of the madness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!