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AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to be as ridiculous and chaotic as possible? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage players to annoy each other in the most outrageous ways possible!

From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!

DreamCarCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Remember that dream car you had as a kid? Well, forget about it because on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying pink unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the craziest vehicles you can imagine, from rocket-powered minecarts to rainbow-colored helicopters. And the best part? You can race against other players in epic car battles that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that boring old dream car.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2148	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

VovchanskVillagers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Buildings Constructed:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

Bread Winners Lose Most

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5976

Starbound Minecraft Server

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At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7653	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

blockparty, compassion, Conflict Resolution, courage, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Empathy, global unity, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Jews, Minecraft, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, shipping containers, smp, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, world peace

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Ores Mined:	1246	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	5249	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1901	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!