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TeenTerrors Minecraft Server

“Youth, age, argentina, controversy, crime, criminal responsibility, debate, Government, Justice, juvenile offenders, law, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, Minors, policy, Proposal, punishment, REFORM, Server, Social Issues, teenagers, TeenTerrors

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE ARGENTINIAN GOVERNMENT WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE’RE SO COOL, THEY’RE TRYNA LOWER THE AGE OF CRIMINAL RESPONSIBILITY JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON OUR SERVER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND PIGS THAT FLY (LITERALLY)! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. TRUE STORY.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY ARGENTINIAN POLITICIANS – THEY MIGHT TRY TO STEAL YOUR LOOT!

BritCraft Naval Patrol NK

Asia-Pacific, BritCraft, British, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Naval, naval operations, Navy, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, Patrol, SECURITY, Tension, United Kingdom, warship

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be british warships patrolling off north korea but instead of fighting we build epic castles and battle with diamond swords! sail the high seas of creativity and conquer the land with your blocky building skills. join us and be part of the craziest naval adventure in minecraft history!

RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Analysis, Candidate, Considerations, Decision making, decision making process, election, guidance, guy, INFORMATION, Minecraft, Opinions, opposition, perspective, Politics, pros and cons, redpill, RedPillCraft, research, Server, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7438	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old politicians asking for your vote? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can vote for a giant chicken wearing a top hat! That’s right, this feathered friend promises to bring free diamonds for all and mandatory chicken dance parties every Friday. Who needs a boring old human leader when you can have a clucking good time with our poultry president?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of voting for a candidate who truly stands out from the flock. Plus, rumor has it that the chicken’s top hat is actually a portal to a secret diamond mine. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote for the most egg-cellent leader in Minecraft history!

Nagatoro’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#nagatoro, Adventures, art, blocky, chapter 153, comedy, Comic, dream, high school, japanese, long tail tag, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Nagatoros, relationship, romance, senpai, Server, slice of life, teasing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to fulfill your wildest dreams and build the most insane creations you can imagine.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Nagatoro herself appears and challenges you to a build battle. Can you outbuild the queen of trolling? Only on this server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you reach the end dimension, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make all your Minecraft dreams come true!

SnitchCraft – Sibling Edition

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Edition, family, grocery store, household dynamics, learning, Maturity, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing, sibling, sibling rivalry, Siblings, silent treatment, SNACKS, SnitchCraft, snitching, social media, teaching a lesson

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Emeralds Found:	9661	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sibling snitching? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no annoying sisters to worry about.

On our server, you can build your dream castle without fear of someone snitching on you for taking their snacks. No more arguments about whose snacks belong to who – on our server, all snacks are fair game!

Join us and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any pesky sisters trying to make themselves look like heroes by exposing your snacking habits. Trust us, this server is a snack-snitch-free zone!

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real-life sibling drama when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? See you there!

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

alternate history, ancient history, historical moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past civilizations, Server, time machine, time travel, time travel adventures, time travel books, time travel destinations, time travel experience, time travel exploration, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, Time Travel Movies, time travel paradox, time travel possibilities, time travel technology, time travel theories, timewarp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Love Letters Sent:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? Done. How about visiting ancient Egypt and building a pyramid with your fellow players? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on this server where you can literally rewrite history with your blocky creations. So come join us and embark on the craziest time-traveling adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyBootyCleanse

anal cleanliness, anal cleanliness tips, anal health, anal hygiene, anal hygiene practices, anal hygiene tips, anal play, anal preparation, anal preparation advice, anal preparation routine, anal preparation tips, anal sex, anal tips, cleanliness, CraftyBootyCleanse, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, intimate hygiene, personal care, personal hygiene

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Potions Brewed:	64
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

CraftyBookBurners Minecraft Server

Attack, books, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyBookBurners, Destruction, extremism, freedom of press, History, international relations, Journalism, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, printing house, Propaganda, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world war II

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we burn books like the Nazis did 80 years ago!! 😂😂 we’re taking it to the next level by reenacting historical events in the virtual world! 🔥📚

our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the middle of a war zone! build your own printing house and defend it from the evil russians trying to take it down! 😱

join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of education about history! who knew learning could be so much fun in minecraft?! 🤪🔥📚

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! 💥🔥📚 #minecraft #history #burningbooks #nazis #virtualwarzone

NATO Rush – Estonia Edition

Baltic defense, Baltic defense capabilities, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic security, Baltic states, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Estonia, Europe, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military strategy, nato, nato allies, NATO response time, Rush, Russian attack, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crops Grown:	6432	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	299692
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Estonia, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM, Russia decides to attack! But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft server, Estonia is like, super prepared for anything. We’ve got diamond armor for days and lava traps that will make those Russians wish they never crossed us.

And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!

CraftyCrisis: Use It Wisely

conscious consumption, conservation awareness, CraftyCrisis, inventory management, limited supply, minimal usage, minimalistic living, product consumption, product depletion, product efficiency, product essentiality, product necessity, product scarcity, product usage, resource allocation, resource conservation, resource mindfulness, resource optimization, resource preservation, running out, sustainable practices, Wisely

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Emeralds Found:	4969	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining away, and suddenly you realize you’re running out of resources. like, what do you do? well, on this server, we have a solution for that! join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of anything ever again!

we have this magical thing called the infinite resource generator. it’s like a never-ending supply of everything you could ever need in minecraft. need diamonds? boom, we got ’em. need iron? no problem. need wood? we got so much wood, you’ll be drowning in it.

but that’s not all. our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, you heard that right. a chicken that lays diamonds. imagine the possibilities! you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we have that too. dance the night away with your fellow players in a hidden disco club beneath the surface of the server. it’s lit, trust me.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and experience the wildest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the game. trust me, you won’t regret it.