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Henry Ford Visits Minecraft SMP

Adapt, Buttons.., CAR, changes, Desktop, Ford, Henry, Henry Ford, incel, knobs, LEVERS, linux, loonix, Mac, Minecraft, MS, neets, os, pedals, Productive, smp, tranny designers, Users, visits, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Void Gems Collected:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of having Henry Ford randomly swap around knobs, buttons, levers, and pedals in your virtual cars every few months! Who knows, maybe your diamond pickaxe will suddenly become a shovel or your house will turn into a giant pumpkin – it’s all part of the fun!

Our server is perfect for those who thrive in unpredictable environments, just like the incel NEETs who dominate the Linux desktop world. With constant changes and updates that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

Forget about trying to be productive or getting any work done – on our server, the only goal is to survive the madness and embrace the insanity. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see where the madness takes you!

> moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP

edge cases, IT, linux, loonix, lx zones, MacOS, Migration, Minecraft, MOVED, omnios, openbsd, Operating systems, smp, software, solaris, SUN chads, Technology, Theo autist, tim based, Unix, UNIX systems, windows, workloads

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have transformed all our Windows and Linux workloads to macOS because we believe in living that Apple life! But don’t worry, we still keep OpenBSD and Solaris around for those loonix edge cases – gotta keep things interesting, right?

Our server is run by a group of Tim Cook fanatics, Theo de Raadt autists, and SUN chads who are dedicated to keeping UNIX alive and thriving in the Minecraft world. Join us if you want to be part of a community that values quality operating systems and isn’t afraid to get a little crazy with their server setups.

So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with macOS and UNIX all over again!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	3229
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	3831
New Chunks Explored:	836668	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	158	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ores Mined:	4930	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crops Grown:	4465
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7044	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9023
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ores Mined:	9113	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).