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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8360 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
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