Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Server Name | New Minecraft Server |
|---|---|
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Opening Date | Soon after the summer |
| Admins Needed | Yes |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| When will the server open? | The server will open soon after the summer. |
| What kind of server is it? | We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams. |
| How can I join the Discord? | You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above. |
| Are admins still needed? | Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server. |
Our Discord is the place to be for all the latest gossip, tips, and hilarious memes. Want to find a fellow player who shares your love of building giant castles? Or maybe you’re on the hunt for a PvP partner who can take down mobs like a pro. Whatever you’re looking for, our server has got you covered.
But beware, we’ve got some rules too. No griefing, no stealing, and absolutely no building ugly dirt huts (seriously, we have standards). If you break the rules, you’ll have to face the wrath of our resident Minecraft wizard, who can turn your diamond armor into a pumpkin with just a flick of his wand.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if you end up spending hours mining for diamonds instead of doing your homework. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right team by your side, you can conquer anything. See you in the game!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Piggyback Bandits, a group of pigs who ride around on the backs of unsuspecting players, stealing their loot and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be able to outsmart these mischievous swine and reclaim your stolen treasures?
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s haunted mines, where ghostly creepers lurk in the shadows and zombie villagers roam the tunnels in search of fresh brains. But don’t worry, our friendly neighborhood witch doctor is always on hand to offer you a potion or two to help you survive the horrors of the underworld.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, when you see him, be sure to bow down to the one and only Chicken King!
1. Our server is ruled by Queen Brooke, a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. True story.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, gold ingots, and enchanted weapons. But shh, you didn’t hear that from me.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells jokes while exploding. It’s both hilarious and terrifying.
4. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for Queen Brooke, she’s a force to be reckoned with.
Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.
Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the simping begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But be warned, this girl is no ordinary NPC – she’s a master of disguise and will do everything in her power to evade capture. Team up with fellow players to solve mind-bending puzzles, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain in your quest to find her.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of the hunt, we also offer epic loot, custom plugins, and regular events that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is filled with friendly and helpful players who will guide you on your quest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unravel the mystery of the elusive girl!
Prepare yourself, intrepid traveler of the pixelated realm! You are about to enter a world where shopping trips transform into cataclysmic events, grocery lists become sacred texts, and cousinly grudges ignite into full-blown epic quests! Here, the ordinary acts of buying food or planning a trip spiral into a saga of betrayal, packing dilemmas, and unseen forces of Cosmic Grocery Nihilism.
You thought you understood the mundane? Think again! In Cousin-Conspiracy, every Friday shadows a hidden agenda. Shopping with your cousin isn’t just about snacks and essentials; it’s the final boss battle in the chaotic landscape of family politics!
Gather ’round and hear the whispers of the town! Rumor has it, rejecting a simple shopping spree can lead to dire consequences. Players who defy the monthly Costco pilgrimage are said to suffer from The Non-Participation Spiral—a descent into a realm void of snacks and familial acceptance. Oh, dare you tread into this abyss?
| Mechanic | Effect |
|---|---|
| Mystic Grocery Cart | Transport magical items, such as Forgotten Chips and Lost Recipes! |
| Cousin Rage Mode | Each refusal boosts her power; prepare to face the consequences! |
| Pack-it-Up Challenge | Complete before the Sunday deadline! Fail, and lose valuable resources! |
NOTE: Joining this server may cause unexpected familial rifts and the lingering dread of disapproval. Player beware!
Are you ready to embrace the absurdity? Join the ranks of those who deny their grocery fates and assemble a cadre of equally disturbed souls! Share your tales of familial defiance and yes, we demand your grocery lists—powerful artifacts brimming with charisma!
“I paused my college plans for Costco once, and my cousin hasn’t looked at me the same since.” – A Disgruntled Adventurer
“Grocery shopping? Who needs it! I’m too busy dodging responsibility and creating chaotic life narratives!” – The Nonchalant Rogue
Controversial Claims: This server is rumored to have shut down entire grocery chains for unauthorized disappearances of shopping lists. Shocking? Yes! Desirable? Absolutely!
Q: Why did I join this server?
Life is too short for simple trips and an uneventful weekend. Join us, but tread lightly—for in the shadowy world of Cousin-Conspiracy, every unplanned shopping trip could morph into an existential crisis. Give in to the absurdity and prepare for total pandemonium!
Will you dive deeper into this nonsensical web, or will you flee from the grocery ghosts of your past? The choice is yours, and remember: the cheese aisle holds darkest secrets. 🧀✨
Okay, so imagine this: you log in and BOOM! You’re in a biome where every tree is actually a giant meme lord with googly eyes, and they’ll only give you wood if you tell them your darkest fears. While we’re at it, you might randomly trip over a 1,000-ton block of dirt that was obviously placed there by ancient Minecraft gods who really REALLY hate logic. 🤷♂️
Oh, and I once saw a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to Jupiter (don’t ask me how, I wasn’t the one building it) and it had a pet llama that could only say “YEEEEEET” every time you hit a jump. Like, who needs realism when you have a llama with dreams of space fame? 🦙🚀
But wait, there’s more! This SMP has a notorious ‘Epic Fail’ event happening every Tuesday where people try to break the world record for the most lava jumps without turning into a crispy nugget. 🌋🍗 Spoiler: I tried once and my character ended up having a marriage ceremony with a lava block. We invited all the cobblestone – BEST day ever, but illegal in seven dimension realms!
And if you have bad vibes from that one drink you can’t even SEE anymore (like that time I took a sip of my uncle’s mystery punch and woke up with a pet goldfish named Kevin who only knows how to roll over), then fear not! Because here we respawn and forget that trauma faster than you can say “Minecraft is life.” There’s literally a whole therapy session mod where we just recycle our cringe and turn it into diamond armor. 😂💎
Join us, or just keep living in your sad little single-player world where the only drama is between your cat and the missing socks. You’ll be missing out on so much LOLZ; it’s like being stuck on the couch while the party bus goes to dimension 420 where everyone’s a potato! 🥔🍕 Come be a part of the legendary shenanigans before I convince my pet goldfish to run for president. What’s even happening?! Let’s goooooo! 🎉✨