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Green Orgasm Glow

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Villages Defended:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4367
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Votes:	2501	Blood Moons Survived:	3

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	114

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	2306	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5604
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄