Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!
Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!
Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?
So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!
Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a boy band and are dropping mixtapes left and right.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want a pet zombie that tells dad jokes? Consider it yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft SMP of your lifetime!
D2S9 is a cracked vanilla server in version 1.12.2 with a fairly active community (regularly in the afternoons), this server allows you to build, destroy and whatever you can think of because there are no rules, join and enjoy this experience :3.
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted items waiting to be discovered. But beware, it’s guarded by a group of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.
– Our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. DIAMOND BLOCKS. Who needs a boring old grassy spawn point when you can start off in style?
– Our admin team consists of a group of wizards who can literally make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made of cake? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? No problem. These wizards can do it all.
– Rumor has it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players have ever made it out alive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself!
