Are you tired of getting distracted by your cute clock wife’s mesmerizing tits while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have implemented a revolutionary anti-clock-wife-tit-distracting technology! Join us now and never worry about accidentally staring at your clock wife’s assets again!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, poultry-packed battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, our server is literally piggybacking its way through the Minecraft universe, soaring through the skies and leaving a trail of bacon-scented awesomeness in its wake.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience unlike any other, where clock wives, chicken armies, and flying pigs come together in a whirlwind of chaos and hilarity!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find the most aesthetic looking pussy blocks in all of the land. Seriously, these blocks are so pretty, you’ll want to pet them like they’re your own virtual kitty. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Unicorn Mounts. Yes, you heard that right. Ride around on a majestic rainbow unicorn and feel like the coolest player in the game.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Picture creepers doing the electric slide and skeletons breakdancing – it’s a sight to behold. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your builds.
So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one.
Welcome to our crazyMinecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!
Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!
Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?
So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like staring into the eyes of a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a slice of pizza made of pure gold.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is so awesome that even the creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild ocelots on a sugar high. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
Welcome to the most shell-tastic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Legend has it that on this server, turtles rule the land and sea. They wear tiny crowns and ride dolphins into battle. If you join, you too can become a turtle king or queen and command your own army of shell-wearing warriors.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Block. It’s said that whoever finds and mines this block will be granted unlimited bacon for life. Who wouldn’t want that?
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Chicken Unicorn. Yes, you read that correctly. A Chicken Unicorn. Legend has it that this majestic creature roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the one to capture the elusive Chicken Unicorn and have your wildest dreams come true?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Turtles, bacon blocks, and Chicken Unicorns await!
This is a OP Hardcore PvP server! When you die you can respawn! There are 6 donor ranks, there is pvp, the pvp is HARDCORE, and AWESOME! Please join! New! Have fun! Currently in beta! OPEN BETA! 😀
Hello i am Bim63743 Owner Of Infamous-Servers We Are a New Server Series And Would Love to see you as A Part of us We Offer.
-Skyblock
-Creative
-Survival
-Hungergames
-TNTRUN
-And Much Much More
A 24/7 server that offers factions, money and a fun way to play with your friends! Come and use are huge shops with lots of things to buy. Work as a team or on your own with the use of factions!
Welcome to the North-Craft network, where we strive to bring you the best Minecraft community around. We achieve this by having all of our servers whitelisted, having an amazing staff team, and by running No-Griefing / No-PvP friendly servers.
We have been up and running since 2012, and have recently become a network with the following servers:
– Survival (whitelisted)
– Skyblock (unwhitelisted)
– Creative (unwhitelisted)
– Prison (Coming Soon)
We average around 20 players online at peak per day. Our long term goal is to have 4-5 active servers while still maintaining a good community. If this sounds interesting to you, come check it out.
Gravity Prison is an amazing OP Prison server and its one of the best. We have the best plugins for a OP Prison server and the owner is always adding more. The players and staff are very friendly and would make you have the greatest time on this server!
A server that has Town, Creative, Creative Plots, and much more! just join to see! then you might see me you could be staff you need to join for that this is why this is the server of your dreams!
SpiralPvP is an advanced faction server built on the foundation of Raiding, McMMO, and Economy. As a ranked server, we have full support for kits, prefixes, permissions, as well as unique abilities. With a great staff team and epic players, we hope to see you join today!
This server specializes in it’s unique system. You start off as White rank, and level up as follows:
1. To obtain Blue, get 20 points from completing maps. Blue gains rights to the HC (Hard-Core) system and a blue name.
2. To obtain Green, beat 10 maps in the HC system. Easier said than done. Green gives the right to build and explore the survival world, as well as a green name
You get to explore a diverse range of maps, and be on the oldest server map in the world. You can also take a spin at the Museum to see cool builds.
To start, go through the building, read the FAQ, and right click the FFA (Free For All) sign at the end of it. Your journey awaits!
We are a family orientated server and try to give the best experience to all players young or old.
We hope you enjoy your time on our server, there is lots for everyone to do and we aim to please even the most hardcore Minecrafter.
We have several worlds for your enjoyment with more coming soon, so far we have, good old Survival,minecraft the original way, we have Plotworld for the creative players, there is SkyBlock for those who like a challenge and SkyGrid for those that like Minecraft a bit extreme.
