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Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

Buy, buy now, decision, Discounted, discounted game, discounted RPG, fate, Gaming, gaming deal, gaming decision, gaming sale, Jrpg, Minecraft, Purchase, resonance of fate, RPG, RPG sale, sale, sale price, Server, Should I buy, video game, Video Game Sale

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	51	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ores Mined:	9242	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, british culture, British flag, edit, flag change, flag design, flag emblem, flag emblematic, flag history, flag identity, flag modification, flag patriotic, flag redesign, flag representation, flag symbol, flag transformation, flag update, Minecraft, national flag, new flag, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7926	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

activities, Bars, Cafés, clubs, community gatherings, Entertainment, Events, Friends, gatherings, hang out, MEETUPS, networking, nightlife, outings, Parties, restaurants, social events, Social Interaction, socializing, socializing spots, SocializingSMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Animals Bred:	128	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Crops Grown:	9805
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	4829
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Votes:	5393
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	6395	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness