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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	229	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	7765
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

play.impeerium.net

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Magic Items Found:	4867
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

65.110.45.90

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	125	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Votes:	3159	Animals Bred:	155
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

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Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

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CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

play.cliffcraft.online

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

play.craftplay.xyz:25570

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Votes:	830	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	158	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	127

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

play.craftingrealm.tk

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

play.flarepvp.com

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Towns Built:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

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PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

play.PiratesMC.co

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	6528
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

minecraft.v3xclan.com