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OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, apex predators, jerks, killer whales, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine mammals, ocean ecology, ocean predators, orca aggression, orca behavior, orca conservation, orca habitat, orca intelligence, OrcaCraft, orcas, Resist, sea creatures, sea life, wildlife conservation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Towns Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Votes:	8648	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

Crafty, Fckers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

arousal, collide, confession, controversial, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cum, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Identity, Intimacy, Jewels, JEWESS, Nightly, Obsession, Political, Politics, Provocative, Religion, secret, Sleep, stereotype, taboo, Thoughts

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Umaru’s Pixel Playground

#fangirling, Anime, anime forum, comedy, COSPLAY, Crafty, fan theories, Gaming, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, NEET, Otaku, otaku community, PIXEL, Playground, queen of /a/, season 3, slice of life, speculation, umaru chan, Umaru Thread, Umarus, waifu

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the queen of /a/ to return and for Season 3 to finally drop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own epic adventures and make Season 3 a reality! Join us and become the hero of your own story, where the queen of /a/ will bow down to your greatness and Season 3 will be just a mere subplot in your epic saga. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMcCraftFace – No. 917248703 by Anonymous

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchantments Applied:	149	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of friendly yeti who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

TrustFallCraft: Where You’ll Get Destroyed (but in a Fun Way!)

Awareness, Business, Caution, danger, deceitful, Destroyed, easy target, Exploitation, Fun, gullible, low-trust society, Manipulation, Naive, Protection, Risk, self-preservation, skepticism, Trust, TrustFallCraft, Trusting, Vulnerability, wary, Youll

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	264
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where trust is not just a word, it’s a way of life! Join us if you want to survive in a world where everyone has your back, even when you’re mining for diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can TRUST your fellow players to not steal your loot or sabotage your builds. No more worrying about getting destroyed by sneaky backstabbers – we’ve got your back!

On our server, you can build alliances with other players, trade resources without fear, and explore the vast world of Minecraft without constantly looking over your shoulder. Say goodbye to being taken advantage of – on our server, everyone plays fair!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the joy of living in a high-trust society where you can truly thrive and build amazing creations without the fear of betrayal. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocks, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Galore, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, lols, Memecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server that’s so epic, it’s like building with diamond blocks on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Lia, the Queen of Creeper Crushers, reigns supreme. She’s got a castle made entirely of obsidian and a pet Ender Dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Utatane Nasa, the Redstone Wizard, will show you how to create contraptions so mind-blowing, even the villagers will be jealous.

And let’s not forget Hakushika Iori, the Sheep Whisperer, who can shear a sheep in under 10 seconds flat. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? Yeah, it’s that kind of party.

James’ Fixed WTF Server

Fixed, James, long trail tag, Server, they fixed, WTF

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have magical powers to fix even the most broken players like James. You won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese. Our server is so insane that even the creepers dance to disco music instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!