I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.
So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! ðĪŠðĨðĶ
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.
You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil chickens armed with golden carrots.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our dance parties with skeletons and zombies busting out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!
But the real reason you should join is because of my wife. Yes, you heard me right. My wife is a Minecraft pro who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed and build a castle in under an hour. She’s basically the queen of the server, and if you want to impress her with your building skills or just bask in her awesomeness, then this is the place for you.
So come on and join us for some epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to catch a glimpse of my amazing wife ruling the Minecraft world with her diamond pickaxe. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Sheep Sorcerer as they fight for control of the server! Will you join forces with the Chicken King and his army of feathered warriors, or will you align yourself with the Sheep Sorcerer and his woolly minions? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava and a hot tub filled with magma cubes. Just be sure to bring some fire resistance potions!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be able to look away – “look at him go” indeed!
also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!
oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!
Welcome to Craftopia!
The Ultimate Minecraft Open-World Adventure!
Are you ready to jump into a world where YOU make the rules? In Craftopia, the options are endless! Whether you want to build your dream city, start your own economy, or live a chill life like in real life, this is the spot for you!
Why Craftopia?
– Completely Open World â No restrictions, just freedom! Create, explore, and live however you want. – Cool Dev Team â We’re always growing with YOUR ideas. Suggestions? We listen and add new stuff all the time! – Friendly Community â Meet cool players, work on big projects together, or just chill. – Real-Life Sim Stuff â Work, trade, build, and live like in the real world!
Join Craftopia now and be part of the most exciting, always changing Minecraft experience!
craftopia.my.pebble.host
ORBX Minecraft Server
Join the ORBX server for the best Minecraft fun!
Edition: All versions
IP: orbx.fun
Play patterns:
Server features:
Discord: Discord.gg/orbx
Orbx.fun
Welcome to BonoiseMC!
BonoiseMC is a cool server run by Lncvrt and BoNoise. They welcome both cracked and premium players. They are on the lookout for new staff and players to join their community. If you’re into vanilla-like fun, then BonoiseMC is the place to be!
Join the fun at BonoiseMC today!
bonoisemc.lncvrt.xyz
TideSMP
Hey there, folks! Ready to hop on the TideSMP train and climb to the tippy top of the leader boards? Well, look no further! Join now and show off your skills to become the ultimate champion!
Server Info:
play.tidesmp.com
FriendMC – Vanilla Minecraft Server (Philippines)
IP: friendmc-play.uft1.com | Website: friendmc.uft1.com
A chill vanilla survival server with PvP, always online, and a cool community. No pay-to-win, just good ol’ Minecraft fun! Come join and start your journey now!
friendmc-play.uft1.com
Astrummc Server Info:
Astrummc is a cool server where you can play Survival Custom mode. There are lots of missions, enchantments, special items, and textures to check out. Join now and have fun! ð
Server Features:
Come and play on Astrummc today! ð
astrummc.online
Absolute Network
Just a heads up before you keep reading: This server is in OPEN BETA. Expect lots of bugs. You’ll be sent to "The Void" (limbo server) and get instructions on how to get whitelisted. No whitelist forever, but for now, it keeps bots out. Wait in the void, hit up BlueSky, or email support to get whitelisted (info in the void).
For the past year, they’ve been working on this server on and off. It’s finally ready for everyone. They’ve added lots of cool stuff and changed game mechanics. Some things they’ve done include…
And if you’re not into any of that, no worries! The base game is still fully playable.
mc.absolute.sh
New Beginnings SkyBlock
NewBeginnings is a cool server with lots of stuff to do. They have a SkyBlock server that’s awesome and works with both Java and Bedrock. Here are some reasons to check it out:
Join now and have a blast on New Beginnings SkyBlock!
23.111.144.130:50009
Marthia Seasons
From the fall of the Marthian Empire, here comes the latest version of a seven-year-old gang…
MARTHIA SEASONS
Marthia Seasons is a cool Java server with mods.
The homeland is a mess, and weird portals have appeared to a new world. New stuff is popping up all over the place. Will YOU make the most of it? Build a rad city, make the modded world all techy with fancy machines, or mess with dark magic and rule the magical world. So many choices!
Marthia Seasons is a fresh server all about change. The first season is on, a Java modded world using the Lost Era modpack for 1.7.10. Some new countries have popped up, but there’s still lots of space for more!
185.83.155.34:25584
Blitzbox
BlitzBox
ELYTRA
What we offer
blitzbox.xyz