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ShowerHideout Minecraft Server

bathroom sharing, body wash, Boundaries, college break, Communication, Conditioner, expensive products, face wash, family dynamics, guest bathroom, hiding shower stuff, household conflict, loofa, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, product dilution, Remodeling, Respect, Server, Shampoo, shower etiquette, ShowerHideout, toiletries

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of sharing your bathroom with pesky parents who think your expensive shampoo is fair game? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own private bathroom oasis without any unwanted intruders! No more loofa-stealing parents or diluted shampoo, just pure relaxation in your own virtual bathroom kingdom. Plus, you can even create a secret stash for your toiletries to keep them safe from prying hands. Join now and say goodbye to bathroom battles forever!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	207087	Ores Mined:	7335
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Potions Brewed:	197	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Enchantments Applied:	273
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4742	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	57	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

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SMSMCraft Network

2012, 2017, Beloved, BIGGER….., Community, Discord, epic comeback, Factions, Fun, games, Haven, KitPvP, legend, Memories, Minecraft, Mini Games, Players, reborn, server ip, Skyblock, Skywars, SMSMCraft Network, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Survival Games, Variety

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, attraction, blocky, Commitment, emotional connection, family, Fatherhood, fidelity, first child, horny, Intimacy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, new parent, no longer interested, parenthood, personal growth, porn, relationship, Server, sexual desire, Wife

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

adoption, alt, altcoins, alternative currency, Blockchain, CASE, Coins, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, finance, Future, innovation, Investment, market, Minecraft, Potential, smp, speculation, Technology, Trading, use case, UTILITY, Value

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Towns Built:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, assessment instructions, Background noise, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes noise, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coursework, disrespectful behavior., distractions, door noise, Footsteps, Frustration, frustration management, lack of respect, mic sensitivity, Minecraft, noise, relationship, Server, video assessment, VideoAssessmentVibes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

KidzCraftHavoc

Choices, college, culture, DATING, Daughters, decision, Divorce, education, family, forced marriage, Heir, INDEPENDENCE, KidzCraftHavoc, Partners, PRESSURE, refusing, Shelter, Sons, Stability, unmarried, young adult children

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8826
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

alternative materials, calcium oxide, carbon dioxide, carbon footprint, cement production, climate change, Co2, CO2 emissions, construction industry, decomposing limestone, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, Innovative, lime, LimeCraft, raw material, reduction, Server, sustainable, Sustainable development, traditional methods, ZeroCAL

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS