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VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Emeralds Found:	8138	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6319
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Emeralds Found:	7017

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4621	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	482	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crops Grown:	8815
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Potions Brewed:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!