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Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Ores Mined:	8240

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6490
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	589	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Mines Excavated:	1489	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Mines Excavated:	2171	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	704425
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4357
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	6382	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3214	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Psycho Gun Club

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	34316	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magic Items Found:	7694	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ores Mined:	856
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Towns Built:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	6438
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!