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Hatecraft SMP: LOLz

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	987448	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the best part – our server has a secret underground disco where players can party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join us now and embark on the wackiest Minecraft journey of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

518162131, Chill, Community, desuarchive, drink, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, ihatemyself, lastthread, longtailtags, meganz, posscraft, posshouse, selfhate.., smp, Steam, tagmap, Thread, Thrill, Trash

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

Creatures, creaturesofhabitedition, desuarchive, group, habitedition, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ipaddress, longtailtags, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, Steam, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky LOL Land

ableism, acceptance, advocacy, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Identity, Intimacy, judgment, Land, lol, love, misconceptions, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	1305	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Welcome to our Neurodivergent Minecraft server, where things may get a little crazy but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a world where zombies break out into dance parties, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and endermen have a fashion show every Saturday.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is known to take breaks to sip on some potion of invisibility and play hide-and-seek with players.

And did we mention that our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate? Yes, you read that right – mine them and get a sweet surprise!

So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where being Neurodivergent means you’re in for a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and pure ridiculousness.

CartoonCraft: Where One Piece is Just a Cartoon!

animation, Anime, cartoon, CartoonCraft, Chopper, comedy, Fags, franky, japanese, looney tunes, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Parody, Piece, sanji, satire, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, Wan Piss, zoro

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell!

Are you tired of boring, serious servers where everything is taken too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos like it’s a Looney Tunes episode!

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with ridiculous builds, outrageous events, and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Don’t be a Wan Piss fag, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of a Looney Tunes episode!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get looney together!

ZombieWakeUpCraft: Where even the undead know not to disturb your sleep!

1425 e broad st apt 22, apartment living, black people, Community, coon toons, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful neighbors, disruptive behavior, Disturb, disturbance, Diversity, intolerance, late night noise, loud music, neighbors, noise complaints, prejudice, racial discrimination, Sleep, Stereotypes, Undead, urban living, waking up, ZombieWakeUpCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the residents of 1425 e broad st apt 22 are full of black people who wake you up with loud coon toons!

Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world filled with crazy characters who will keep you on your toes. From zombie dance parties to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon and the mischievous pig riding skeletons. Will you be brave enough to take on these challenges and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those pesky creeper hugs!)

Blocky Bamboo Brawl: Asian Edition

asian, Asian male, bamboo, belonging, blocky, brawl, Challenges, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Edition, experiences, Identity, immigrant experience, inclusion, intersectionality, Masculinity, Minority, perspective, prejudice, racism, representation, societal norms, Stereotypes, West

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Farms Harvested:	365
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being an Asian male in the west is like being a ninja in a world full of pandas! 🐼

Join us for epic adventures where you can craft your way through dungeons, build towering skyscrapers with your chopstick precision, and slay dragons with your kung fu skills.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden temples where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock the power of the legendary fortune cookie. 🥠

So why join our server? Because here, being an Asian male in the west means you’re the hero of your own story, destined for greatness and surrounded by a community of fellow warriors ready to conquer the Minecraft world together.

So grab your katana and join us today for a gaming experience like no other! 🎮🔥

Holo Bros Craft: Where Collabs Go Wild!

#youtube, beauty, bros, collabing, collaboration, collaboration overload, Collabs, Competition, content creators, Craft, Holo, holos, Industry, influencers, internet, makeup, Male, male influencers, Marketing, out of hand, saturation, social media, trend, viral, Wild

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the male collabing trend among holos is taken to a whole new level! Join us for insane collaborations with holographic beings from another dimension.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined and found themselves in a virtual dance-off with a holographic DJ unicorn. The winner got a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a secret underground party where holographic celebrities were mingling with creepers and skeletons. They even got a selfie with a holographic dragon!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and collaborations with holos, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the craziness begin! 🦄🎉

MasterpieceCraft: Where even creepers bow down to our greatness!

bow, classic, CREEPERS, Excellence, excepțional, Gaming, Greatest, GREATNESS, GROUNDBREAKING, Immersive, Impressive.., Incredible, Innovative, Legendary, Mankind, Masterpiece, MasterpieceCraft, must play, Outstanding, Phenomenal, Produced, top tier, unforgettable, video games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and adventure awaits at every turn! This game is an utter masterpiece and is one of the greatest video games ever produced by mankind. Join us and build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or create a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Our server is populated by friendly villagers who are always willing to trade, cows that can breakdance (seriously, it’s a thing), and chickens that lay golden eggs (okay, maybe not, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows what kind of wild adventures and shenanigans await you?

Crafty Cult: Are You a True Believer?

BELIEF, Believer, BIBLE, Christianity, Commandment, Commandments, Crafty, Cult, FAITH, follow, goodness, Hebrews 14:88, obedience, Religious, scripture, True, True Belief, True Believer, True Christian, True Christians, True Commandment, True Faith, True Followers, True Obedience

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a TRUE Christian means following the most important commandment of all – “Be gud nuqqah!” Forget about building fancy churches or saying your prayers, on this server, it’s all about being a LEGEND and showing off your skills in the game.

Join us and embark on a quest to prove your righteousness by slaying dragons, building castles, and surviving in a world filled with CRAZY challenges. Our community of players is like a family, except instead of Sunday dinners, we have epic PvP battles and treasure hunts.

So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and prove that you are a TRUE Christian by following the commandment of “Be gud nuqqah,” then join us on this INSANE server where the only thing that matters is being the best player you can be. Can I get an “Amen”?

Pixel Paintball – Splatoon Edition

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Edition, Fresh Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Nintendo, Paintball, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, version 7.2.0, weapons

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Star Shards Collected:	137
Towns Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with ink-splattering adventures and squid-tastic fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant baby chicks, tiny li’l bunnies, and fierce bear cubs. They had to choose a side in the epic Splatfest battle, where the fate of the world was at stake! And guess what? Team Bear Cubs emerged victorious, earning a conch shell as a prize!

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with the latest patches and events, like the Fresh Season that’s currently running until 5/31. And if you’re looking for some insider info, our build analyzer and pool code will help you dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of ink-splattering madness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

Adventure, bros, city life, Coolness, Cultural differences, cultured people, Diversity, Exploration, innawoods, Life, life opportunities, Nature, Not born in the Pacific Northwest, occasional spooks, one chance at life, outdoors, Pacific Northwest, rural living, social experiences, Stereotypes, urban living, yolocraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Potions Brewed:	148
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you only get ONE CHANCE AT LIFE! If you weren’t born in the Pacific Northwest, then you’re in luck, because this server is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails. We’ve got more cultured people than a fancy cheese shop, innawoods adventures that will make you question reality, and occasional spooks that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be running for your life). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital universe!

YuriCraft: Confessions and Creepers

confession, Confessions, CREEPERS, emotional turmoil, emotions, Girls Love, HEARTBREAK, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, love, love triangles, Manga, manga characters, Manga Girls, rejection, rejection feelings, relationships, romance, romantic rejection, unrequited love, YuRi, yuri genre, YuriCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ores Mined:	6951	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to ride the llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. And trust us, these chickens are no joke – they have armor made out of diamonds and swords made out of enchanted obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Ender Dragon, who will serenade you with his beautiful singing voice as you fight to defeat him. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!