Hatecraft SMP: LOLz

Community, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, HateCraft, ihatemyself, io, ipaddress, lolz, longtailtags, meganz, neverrushintothecrush, posscraft, posshouse, posshousesteam, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	471
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the best part – our server has a secret underground disco where players can party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join us now and embark on the wackiest Minecraft journey of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

518162131, Chill, Community, desuarchive, drink, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, ihatemyself, lastthread, longtailtags, meganz, posscraft, posshouse, selfhate.., smp, Steam, tagmap, Thread, Thrill, Trash

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	172
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

Creatures, creaturesofhabitedition, desuarchive, group, habitedition, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ipaddress, longtailtags, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, Steam, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

Boundaries, child behavior, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, Etiquette, foster care, friendship, homeschooling, Hosting, inclusion, KidFree, Manners, MommyCraft, noob, parenting, patience, Playdate, Social Skills, socialization, special needs, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

IllegalMinecraftSMP

breaking the law, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, daily illegal activities, illegal actions, illegal activities, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal customs, illegal deeds, illegal habits, illegal patterns, illegal practices, illegal routines, IllegalMinecraftSMP, illicit activities, law violations, lawless behavior, regular lawbreaking, unlawful actions, unlawful behavior

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Mines Excavated:	3428
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is strictly legal and above board? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Do you enjoy stealing your neighbor’s diamonds while they’re not looking? Or maybe you get a kick out of setting fire to entire forests just for fun? Well, on our server, you can do all that and more! We even have a special “Prank of the Week” competition where the most outrageous and destructive prank wins a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even banned potions. And if you get caught by the server mods, don’t worry – we have a secret underground prison where you can plot your escape with your fellow inmates.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, join us today! Just remember to leave your morals at the door and embrace your inner mischief maker.

CraftyKidMyths

changing perspectives, childhood beliefs, childhood enlightenment, childhood fantasies, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood revelations, cognitive development., CraftyKidMyths, debunked myths, evolving beliefs, false beliefs, growing up, learning, misconceptions, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, reality check, shattered illusions, unlearning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

Black Market, blueberry bandit, BlueberryBandit, crimes, criminal behavior, Desperation, food scarcity, forage, foraging for food, fruit theft, Hunger, illegal activity, law enforcement, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean society, POVERTY, Server, societal issues, spike, Survival Tactics, SURVIVE, theft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	526

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RocketRaveCraft

18th century, archaeology, Bomb squad, colonial era, danger, discovery, Excavation, Explosives, hazardous, heritage, historical, India, Military, munitions, ordnance, preservation, RocketRaveCraft, Rockets, Safety, unexploded, WEAPONRY

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	257	Void Gems Collected:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	943

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

Balkan-Craft

admin abuse, Balkan-Craft, bug fixes, developer, Factions, Minecraft, Mini Games, News, Parkour, PvP, Servers, Skypvp, Skywars, Staff Team

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

51.38.218.134:25511

Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

apply, Cats, Community, Community vote, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, elysia, Events, Grief Prevention, HERD, Lost, Minecraft, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, server chat, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Minecraft Server: Elysia

Overview

Season	1.21
Reset	New reset a few weeks ago
Dragon Fight	Dragon fight scheduled for later today

About Us

Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

Features

(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
Armor Stand Tools
Discord > server chat integration
Web based world map
Gradual world border expansion
Grief prevention systems
Adult staff team
Opt-in only PVP
Decorative player heads
Decisions made by community vote
Sleep skip

Non-Features

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

Ready to Join?

If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

Woke Up Minecraft Server

alarmed, anxiety, concern, Confused, disbelief, Distress, fear, Minecraft, morning, Panic, puzzled, question.., Scared, Server, Shocked, startled, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, Woke, woke up, WTF

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Potions Brewed:	172	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

WWE on SP Minecraft SMP

ASP, Canceled, community drama, Entertainment, Failures, internet culture, internet subcultures, message boards, Minecraft, Network, online communities, online exile, online forums, pw, smp, social media, sp, sports, truTV, wrestling, wrestling fanatics, wwe

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Farms Harvested:	664	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Crops Grown:	5165
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	160045
Potions Brewed:	154	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

Gas Guzzler Minecraft Server

aita, APPOINTMENTS, car expenses, chauffeur, Communication, Driving, financial responsibility, gas, Girlfriend, grocery shopping, guzzler, horse care, medical leave, Medications, Minecraft, personal boundaries, refuel, relationship, Server, Support, Time management, Transportation, Understanding, Venmo

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	233	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	312927	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of being a private chauffeur for your significant other? Do you feel like your car is constantly running on fumes because of all the driving you have to do? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!

On our server, you can build a virtual car that never needs refueling and never runs out of gas. You can drive around to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about running out of fuel or being asked to Venmo for gas money.

So say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to a world where you can drive endlessly without a care in the world. Join our server now and let the virtual road trip begin!

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