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Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchantments Applied:	51	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

AirbnbBlunderCraft

Airbnb, AirbnbBlunderCraft, aita, Android phone, ASK, caribbean, Circumstances, cover, family, Fourth of July, Girlfriend, Group Chat, Hurricane Beryl, iPhone, Pay, Share, Situation, Stuck, Upset, vacation, West Jet strike

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9173	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Emeralds Found:	8274	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hurricane in the Caribbean? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Just like this guy stuck in the Caribbean, you’ll be stuck in our server for hours of non-stop fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of asking your girlfriend’s family to cover your share of the Airbnb bill because you got stranded by a West Jet strike and a hurricane named Beryl. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through group chats, iPhones vs. Android drama, and unexpected expenses. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend who will ask her sisters to cover your virtual bills too!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our Minecraft world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

addiction, adult entertainment, BlockyHub, communication skills, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fantasy vs reality, Guilt, Intimacy, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, pornography, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-control, Server, sexual behavior, sexual satisfaction, shame, societal impact

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Items Found:	5016
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1213
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

BlinkCraft, blinken, blocks, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, north, regional stability, Secretary of State, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, united states

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

BanEvader, Bans, Coke, controversy, evading, evading bans, free, getting paid, Hot Pockets, internet, Janny, Minecraft, Mystery, online behavior, payment, Reposting, Server, shame, SneedThread, trolling, unethical behavior, unknown

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	766703	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

country traditions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, driving habits, driving practices, hallway culture, hallway etiquette, hallway rules, left side driving, left side walking, LeftLaneLunatics, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian customs, pedestrian rules, road customs, road regulations, road rules, road safety, societal habits, traffic laws, transportation customs

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3785
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Items Found:	8788	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)