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The Random Candy Minecraft Server

Andy, candy, candy man, cover, longs, Minecraft, Miracle, Mixes, Pew, Random, Server, sprinkle, world taste good

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, come on down to our server where the candy man can make all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us for a world filled with r̶̻̗̥̊̆͗̈́͋̈́́͛̕͘a̸̡̨̗̘̜̳̖͙̗̭͈̐́̿̉̿̐̈́͆̾̋̈́͝ͅͅn̸̡̧̪̬̰̜̳̬̞̟̥̤̩̘̆̑̀̈́̾̏͑̅ͅd̷̡̘͙͚͈̜̞̥̤͍̥̻͖̫̔̃͗̓́̃̽̌̏̉̕ͅͅm̷̭̱͉̼̓̎̓͆͆̀́̓̈́͜͠͠͝Sprinkle it with P̵̧̤̱̤͍̙̬̖̪͔͎̪̝̈́̓̓̑͘͜͠ͅē̷͕̠͎͎̃͌̒͝w̷̦̾̌Cover it like Ȁ̷̡̦̱̻͎͓͔̫̟̟̰̳̜̎̽̓̓̓̓͘̕͜n̴̛̫͎͕͇̣̞͋̑̾̔̄̒̉̈͑̈́́́̀́̊͠ḑ̵̗̬̘̤͍̯̭̋͆̋͘ỳ̶̠͎̼̪̘̬̇̾̽̊̑̿ and a miracle or two!

The candy man can because he mixes it with l̸̢̡͕͍͈̼̺̹̭͖̊̑́̊̃̀̊͌͂̃o̴̘̣͙͉̬̭̠̮͎̗̹͈̟̠͍͐́̊̈̈́̓̕͝g̸͉͎̥͓͖͋͊̽͊͑̓̀͐̆̽́͑̒s̵̫̫̣̠͚͇̻̠̼̓̈̓̈́͜͝! So what are you waiting for? Come taste the sweetness of our server and let the candy man show you a world like no other!

Longs Open Minecraft SMP Price

Buy and Hold, financial discipline, holding stocks, Investment mindset, Investment philosophy, investment strategy, long term investing, long term wealth building, long-term commitment, long-term gains, Long-term goals, long-term perspective, long-term success, long-term vision, longs, Minecraft, Open, patience, perseverance, price, refusing to sell, smp, stock market, stock market psychology

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have players who can hold their lungs open for years at any price! That’s right, forget about breathing underwater potions, we have players who can just chill at the bottom of the ocean without a care in the world.

And don’t even think about trying to make them close at a loss, because they will just wait it out like a boss. Imagine the epic battles they could have underwater, holding their breath for days while fighting off mobs and other players. It’s like a real-life Aquaman situation, but way more ridiculous.

So if you want to join a server where players have superhuman lung capacity and refuse to back down, then come join us! Just be prepared to witness some truly insane underwater battles and maybe even learn a thing or two about the power of perseverance.

No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

Analysis, bear market, Bobos, bull market, finance, financial crisis, investing, liquidate, liquidity, longs, market, Minecraft, permabears, risk management, Server, shorts, speculation, stock market, strategy, thinking, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	5392	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	68
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

ParaLingualCraft

assistive technology, bilingual communication, brain implant, brain stimulation, Brain Surgery, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, communication device, language recovery, language rehabilitation, language restoration, medical breakthrough, medical technology, neural engineering, neuroprosthetics, neuroscience, neurotechnology, ParaLingualCraft, paralyzed man, speech therapy, spinal cord injury

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	108	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	169	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Harmony Falls: Where mobs are friendlier than the players. No resets, just good old chaos! 1.20+ Java server.

active community, Bosses, Bosses Update, Chaos, Discord, discord community, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, friendlier, Good, Harmony, java, mobs, No Resets, Pets, Players, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, Server, smp, Towny, voice chat, Website

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	5260
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Farms Harvested:	142
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	15	Villages Defended:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Join the friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Create lasting memories and epic adventures together in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Harmony Falls server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world and joining our Discord community.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Harmony Falls support?

A: Harmony Falls currently supports Java 1.20.1, with an update to 1.21 coming soon.

Q: What are some of the features of Harmony Falls?

A: Some features of Harmony Falls include proximity voice chat, Towny & Economy, PvE & PvP battles, bosses/dungeons, pets, RPG elements, events, and more exciting features.

Q: Are there any upcoming updates or events on the Harmony Falls server?

A: Yes, there is an exciting new Dungeon & Bosses update coming out soon! Keep an eye on the Discord and website for the latest information.

CraftyPoora Minecraft Server

CraftyPoora, long tail tags, Minecraft, poorara, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around! That’s right, our server is run by a gang of rebellious pigs who have taken over and are now in charge. Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as you navigate through piggy obstacle courses, compete in pig races, and even attend piggy fashion shows (yes, the pigs are quite the fashionistas).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with the llamas and help them achieve their llama-licious goals? Or will you stand with the pigs and defend your right to ride in style? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible (especially if it involves pigs and llamas)!

ForeverAloneCraft Minecraft Server

ForeverAloneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of being a strong, handsome daddy with no luck in the dating world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where everyone is attracted to your 6’3″ muscular avatar and where twinks worship you as their strong daddy figure. With our vibrant community, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because let’s face it, sometimes you just need some alone time to bench press 350 lbs in peace. So come on, join our server and let your virtual escapades be the envy of all the bussy-chasing twinks out there!

CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow

career ambitions, career goals, certifications, CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow, family importance, Family Support, Financial Stability, future planning, INTERNSHIP, leave request, military regulations, military transition, nursing school, personal fulfillment, salary negotiation, sole provider, stable job, structured program, throwaway, wedding conflict

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6245	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you torn between attending your stepbrother’s wedding and securing a stable future for yourself and your spouse? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape from real-life obligations, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate enchanted gear.

Forget about family pressure and societal expectations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding those pesky Endermen. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer the Nether and defeat the Ender Dragon?

So, if you’re ready to prioritize your virtual adventures over real-life obligations, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a wedding when you can have a blocky blast with us?

ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

aloof, Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a shit, detached, disinterested, Disregard, don’t give a damn, impassive, indifference, indifference towards, indifferent attitude, Minecraft, nonchalant, not caring, Server, unaffected, unbothered, unconcerned, unimpressed, uninterested, Unmoved, ZeroFucks

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Animals Bred:	126	Mines Excavated:	3714
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!

CraftyBoomers: Expert Advice for 20s

20s, 30s, Adulthood, advice, career, CraftyBoomers, Experience, Expert, goals, growth, guidance, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, mindset, personal development, perspective, Reflection, relationships, self improvement, success, wisdom

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by young whippersnappers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players aged 30 and above! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.

So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!

MealDropCraft

changing times, contactless delivery, convenience, digital age, door to door service, evolving behaviors, food delivery, home delivery, innovative practices, meal drop-off, MealDropCraft, modern society, new normal, no physical contact, online ordering, pandemic precautions, remote transactions, Safety Measures, social distancing, societal shifts., technological advancements

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like 15 years ago when people were dropping meals off on doorsteps and running away like ninjas! except on this server, we drop diamond swords and enchanted apples instead of meals. it’s like a secret agent mission every time u log on, trying to sneakily leave gifts for other players without getting caught. join now for the ultimate stealthy fun!