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The Random Candy Minecraft Server

candy man, Server, Random, Andy, longs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, come on down to our server where the candy man can make all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us for a world filled with r̶̻̗̥̊̆͗̈́͋̈́́͛̕͘a̸̡̨̗̘̜̳̖͙̗̭͈̐́̿̉̿̐̈́͆̾̋̈́͝ͅͅn̸̡̧̪̬̰̜̳̬̞̟̥̤̩̘̆̑̀̈́̾̏͑̅ͅd̷̡̘͙͚͈̜̞̥̤͍̥̻͖̫̔̃͗̓́̃̽̌̏̉̕ͅͅm̷̭̱͉̼̓̎̓͆͆̀́̓̈́͜͠͠͝Sprinkle it with P̵̧̤̱̤͍̙̬̖̪͔͎̪̝̈́̓̓̑͘͜͠ͅē̷͕̠͎͎̃͌̒͝w̷̦̾̌Cover it like Ȁ̷̡̦̱̻͎͓͔̫̟̟̰̳̜̎̽̓̓̓̓͘̕͜n̴̛̫͎͕͇̣̞͋̑̾̔̄̒̉̈͑̈́́́̀́̊͠ḑ̵̗̬̘̤͍̯̭̋͆̋͘ỳ̶̠͎̼̪̘̬̇̾̽̊̑̿ and a miracle or two!

The candy man can because he mixes it with l̸̢̡͕͍͈̼̺̹̭͖̊̑́̊̃̀̊͌͂̃o̴̘̣͙͉̬̭̠̮͎̗̹͈̟̠͍͐́̊̈̈́̓̕͝g̸͉͎̥͓͖͋͊̽͊͑̓̀͐̆̽́͑̒s̵̫̫̣̠͚͇̻̠̼̓̈̓̈́͜͝! So what are you waiting for? Come taste the sweetness of our server and let the candy man show you a world like no other!

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Longs Open Minecraft SMP Price

Investment philosophy, Buy and Hold, price, long term investing, long-term commitment

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have players who can hold their lungs open for years at any price! That’s right, forget about breathing underwater potions, we have players who can just chill at the bottom of the ocean without a care in the world.

And don’t even think about trying to make them close at a loss, because they will just wait it out like a boss. Imagine the epic battles they could have underwater, holding their breath for days while fighting off mobs and other players. It’s like a real-life Aquaman situation, but way more ridiculous.

So if you want to join a server where players have superhuman lung capacity and refuse to back down, then come join us! Just be prepared to witness some truly insane underwater battles and maybe even learn a thing or two about the power of perseverance.

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No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

liquidity, risk management, finance, stock market, permabears

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

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Fly high on Elevate SMP Season Zero with simple voice chat and whitelisted hijinks for 17+ players!

hijinks, simple voice chat, Armor statues, Simple, Fly

Elevate SMP Server

Looking for a new SMP? Join Elevate SMP in our ongoing season, Season Zero, as we look to grow our community for the new 1.21 update!

Elevate is a friendly, Vanilla+ SMP full of creative and talented builders, technical players, and community members. We are a community that places a great emphasis on player engagement and companionship.

Some of the server’s features include:

Feature	Description
Live Map Support	Squaremap
Creative Server Access	Access to a creative server
Mini Block Trades	Trading mini blocks
Extra Armor Trims	Additional armor trims
Custom Tool Trims	Customized tool trims
More Mob Heads	Additional mob heads
Player Head Drops	Drops from player heads
Armor Statues	Special armor statues

If you’re interested in joining our community, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ

Q: How can I join Elevate SMP Server?

A: Fill out the google form linked above and we will review your application.

Q: Is Elevate SMP a Vanilla server?

A: Elevate SMP is a Vanilla+ server, meaning we have some additional features beyond vanilla Minecraft.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining Elevate SMP?

A: We welcome players of all ages to join our community.

Q: What is Season Zero of Elevate SMP?

A: Season Zero is the ongoing season of Elevate SMP as we prepare for the new 1.21 update.

FrenchFam Minecraft Server

vigilance, worry, Safety, fear, travel

Are you tired of worrying about your family in France? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to distract you with endless fun and laughter! Join us and build a virtual Eiffel Tower to protect your loved ones from any potential disasters. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where creepers are the only thing you need to worry about? So come on, join us and let’s show France that our virtual blocky world is where the real action is!

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KekCraft SMP: It Really Do Be Like That

long tail tag, IT, Kek, KekCraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet hidden deep within the server.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, on our server, kek it do be like that!

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PoliteLaughs Minecraft Server

Server, social anxiety, humor, emotional intelligence, Minecraft

Are you tired of awkward social interactions in Minecraft? Join our server and laugh your way through all the uncomfortable moments! Our players use laughter to smooth out any awkwardness, just like how you can use a polite laugh to make your partner feel better about their not-so-funny jokes.

On our server, you can use laughter as a superpower to navigate through any situation. Whether it’s dealing with inappropriate comments from other players or just trying to make friends, a good laugh is all you need. So come join us and let the laughter be your guide in this crazy Minecraft world!

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DeadbeatCraft

DeadbeatCraft, INCONSISTENCY, neglect, co parenting, money issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

And hey, if you’re looking for a break from the real world, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to forget about ex-husbands asking for money on Facebook and focus on what really matters – having a blast in Minecraft!

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs a deadbeat ex when you’ve got a whole new virtual family waiting for you? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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NailTrimz Minecraft Server

Long Nails, nail length discussion, NailTrimz, Short nails, nail length question

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your nail-length preferences!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant manicure monsters that will test your nail-cutting skills to the limit. Want to keep your nails long and fierce? No problem, our server has special power-ups that will make your nails unbreakable and deadly sharp.

But beware, there are evil nail polish mobs roaming around, ready to ruin your perfect manicure. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the ultimate nail-biting challenges on our server. So come on, join us and show off your nail game like never before!

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FutureCraft2020

science fiction come true, Tech Trends, futuristic gadgets, Smart Devices, Artificial Intelligence

Have you ever seen a Minecraft server so advanced that it made you question if you had accidentally stumbled into a time machine? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like the Jetsons meets the Flintstones on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so high-tech, even the chickens have their own social media accounts. Don’t be surprised if you see a redstone contraption that can make you a sandwich or a command block that can summon a herd of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, who is rumored to have a killer stand-up comedy routine.

So if you’re ready to experience the future of Minecraft in all its wacky glory, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

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