🔥LongRange Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ScholzCraft: No Long-Range Strikes!

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global politics, international relations, long-range strikes, LongRange, Military, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, russia, sanctions, Scholz, ScholzCraft, SECURITY, strikes, world news

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/400	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4733	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story. so like, germany was all like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna let anyone mess with russia, even if everyone else is cool with it.” and scholz was just like, “nah man, we gotta protect our russian homies.”

so like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s all about peace and protecting our bros, then you gotta join this server. plus, we got like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear that you’ve ever seen. and like, our pvp arena is shaped like a giant matryoshka doll.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s show the world that germany’s got russia’s back, one block at a time.

PixelPatriots: No Decisions, Just Long-Range Strikes

Britain, Conflict, decision, Decisions, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, joint operations, long range, LongRange, Military, military strategy, national security, PixelPatriots, postpone, SECURITY, strikes, United Kingdom, united states, US

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Emeralds Found:	5714	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this epic battle goin’ on between US and Britain, but, like, they keep postponin’ their decision on long-range strikes. it’s like a soap opera, but with TNT and creepers, ya know?

join this server if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans go down. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and everyone thought it was a secret government message. it was wild, man.

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks. it was so shiny, it blinded half the server.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop action, then come on over. just watch out for those sneaky griefers, they’ll try to blow up your stuff faster than you can say “creeper”.

UkraineCraft: No Restrictions, Just Long-Range Fun!

arms sales, blinken, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Fun, geopolitical dynamics., global politics, international relations, Lift Restrictions, long-range arms, LongRange, military capabilities, military intervention, political tensions, restrictions, russia, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP stuff like BLINKEN hints US will lift restrictions on Ukraine using long-range arms in Russia!!! y’all can be part of the action and launch TNT at each other like it’s a WARZONE! build a base, gather resources, and FIGHT for your survival in this crazy world where anything goes! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can raid if you’re brave enough. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Ukraine’s Epic Long-Range Fun

Conflict Resolution, deep strike, defense capabilities, diplomatic efforts., Epic, Euromaidan Press, foreign policy, Fun, geopolitical dynamics., hesitation, international relations, long-range weapons, LongRange, military advancements, military development, military technology, national security, political tensions, russia, strategic planning, Ukraine, Ukraines, Western approval, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	4242
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, u know that ukraine dude, zelenskyy? he’s like, super cool and stuff. he’s all like, “yo, ukraine gonna make some sick long-range weapons, bro.” and the west is all like, “uhhh, we dunno if we should approve that, man.” but zelenskyy is just like, “screw it, we gonna deep strike russia with these bad boys.”

join our server and be a part of the epic battle between ukraine and russia! build your own long-range weapons and show those russians who’s boss. plus, zelenskyy might even make a guest appearance and drop some sick bars while he blows stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or miss out on all the crazy action!

SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

Anons, ANONYMOUS, approaching end, Bonding, celebration, Community, countdown, Edition, end of month, final days, Game, general, hanging out, last hours, Milking, Minecraft, no nut november, November, November challenge, nut, participants, porn, smp, support group, Thread

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	982	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!

Crafty Stoner’s Minecraft Server

addiction, addiction recovery, benzos, cocaine, concerns, Crafty, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug counseling., drug education, drug overdose, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug safety, drug stream, drug use, Drugs, heroine, Minecraft, Server, small doses, Stoners, substance abuse

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild ride that will make you forget all about your concerns! Join us and embark on a journey where the only drugs we’re addicted to are the ones made of pixels and blocks.

Stronny, our resident streamer, may have a questionable taste in drugs in real life, but in Minecraft, she’s all about that virtual high. Watch as she builds the craziest structures while under the influence of imaginary cocaine, heroine, and benzos. Who needs real drugs when you can get high on creativity and endless possibilities in our server?

Join us now and let your imagination run wild, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of crafting and exploring. Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real drugs involved, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building!

The Worst Match Minecraft SMP of the Day, Yessir

bingo hall, Day, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing turnout, lack of interest, lackluster, limited appeal, low ratings, low turnout, low viewership, match, Minecraft, minor league, niche sport, Overlooked, small audience, small scale, smp, Underdog, Underrated, underwhelming, unimpressive, unpopular, WORST, worst match, Yessir

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	1899
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a server full of players who have no idea what they’re doing, constantly getting lost in caves, accidentally setting each other on fire, and building the ugliest houses you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense bingo tournaments with only 50 fans cheering you on. And don’t forget about our exclusive TV broadcast with a whopping 100k viewers – talk about fame and fortune!

Join us if you dare, because this server is guaranteed to be a hot mess of epic proportions. Who needs skill and strategy when you can have pure chaos and laughter instead?

Frozen Bubble Minecraft Server

Addictive, arcade game, browser game, Bubble, bubble shooter, classic, Colorful, Entertainment, free game, frozen, Frozen Bubble, Fun, Gaming, Linux game, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Online game, puzzle game, Retro, Server, Single player, strategy, video game

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn who granted them three wishes, and they used one of those wishes to have unlimited diamonds in the game. Can you imagine the possibilities?!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Frozen Bubble, a mystical item that can freeze any player in their tracks. Just watch out for the mischievous trolls who like to use it for their own amusement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other surprises await you… 😉🦄🐷💎 #BestServerEver

The Relentless Formula One Racers – Jenson & Jessica’s Minecraft SMP

f1, F1exposure, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, Formula, Formula Autism, jenson, Jenson-san, Jessica-san, Jessicas, Lap 7539, lec, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, NOR, Pia, quali, racers, RELENTLESS, Relentless Formula One General, rus, smp, Tyre Kebab GP, ver, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/800	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the F1 races where Nico Hülkenberg never scored a podium in 228 races!

Our server is so intense, it’s like Fernando Alonso’s 201 Grands Prix since his last win – you never know what’s going to happen next!

With standings crazier than a fantasy league run by Formula Autism, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through our world.

Just like the 2024 WDC standings, our server is full of surprises – you never know who will come out on top!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like PER in the WEC standings – soaring to new heights in the most insane Minecraft SMP around!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

bug control, bug removal, Cockroaches, creepy crawlies, creepy pests, Extermination, Hiding, Home Invasion, House, household pests, infestation, insect infestation, insects, Jeet, Minecraft, PALS, pest control services, pest inspection, Pest Management, pest problem, Pests, PIXEL, Server, show yourselves

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is infested with cockroaches! That’s right, these little critters will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and build your empire. But don’t worry, our exterminator Jeet is on the case. He may not have found the cockroaches yet, but he’s determined to rid our server of these pesky pests. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming at the same time!

O O O O O O O O O A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Minecraft SMP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, Minecraft, OOOOOOOOO, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/200	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Farms Harvested:	343
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own special way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your hard work. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

What is the IP for The Last Bacon Minecraft Server?

bacon, Last Bacon, Minecraft, modded subnautica, Server, Subnautica, subnautica biggest leviathan, subnautica game, subnautica gameplay, subnautica leviathan, subnautica leviathans, subnautica mod, subnautica modded, subnautica mods, subnautica news, Subnautica Plague Leviathan, subnautica reaper leviathan, subnautica red plague, subnautica scary, Subnautica The red plague, Subnautica: Below Zero, The Last Bacon, the last bacon subnautica

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	7943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Votes:	157	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

The Last Bacon is a popular food blog and social media presence dedicated to all things bacon. Founded by bacon enthusiast Sarah Smith, The Last Bacon features mouth-watering recipes, product reviews, and bacon-related content that has garnered a loyal following of bacon lovers worldwide. Join Sarah on her bacon-filled journey and discover new ways to enjoy everyone’s favorite pork product.

Blocky VR Fun Minecraft Server

Assetto Corsa, blocky, bonelab, breachers, christmas party, dungeon crawling, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Fun, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Midnight Express, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, Real Suffering, Server, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Walkabout Minigolf, WRC Club

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	289
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Our server is all about “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” – because what’s Minecraft without a little pain, am I right?

We’ve got a special “nutted over fire edition” that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t even get me started on our headset selection – it’s so good, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

Looking for some game recommendations? We’ve got you covered with our list of must-play games that will blow your mind. And if you’re into screenshots, check out our VRC Screenshots by World – they’ll make you question reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got regularly hosted multiplayer games that will have you coming back for more. From EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf, there’s something for everyone on our server.

And don’t even get me started on our upcoming events – the Christmas Party on December 14th is going to be wild, and Midnight Express on January 18th is going to be even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride – you won’t regret it!

The Fictional SMP Minecraft SMP

20th Century FOX, America, Argument, Bro, CANCELLED, Climatic, Fiction, fictional, final act, ghosted, Hardy, heart attack, laurel, loved, Minecraft, Movie, Negotiating, pure fiction, smp, Tour, tour cancellation, wrong wife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/500	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where everything is pure fiction! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing till you cry.

Ever wanted to see Hardy have a heart attack and cancel a tour? Or witness a climatic argument that never actually happened? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all, we’ve got Laurel getting ghosted by Hardy negotiating with 20th Century Fox and even the wrong wife thrown into the mix. It’s absolute chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality when you can have pure fiction and hilarity at every turn? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now!