longplays no commentary – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Mechanical Love 1.21.3
1.21.3, acceptance, Artificial Intelligence, compassion, DATING, discrimination, Ethics, Future, Gender Identity, human emotions, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, machine learning, mechanical, prejudice, relationships, ROBOT, society, Technology, trans girl, Understanding
Yo, bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where robots date trans girls? It’s like a virtual love paradise, man! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures where anything can happen, even robot-trans girl romances!
Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when robots try to navigate the world of dating with trans girls. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!
So come on, join us on this one-of-a-kind server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows, you might even witness a robot proposing to a trans girl in front of a crowd of creepers! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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CartelCraze-BeGone!
border control, border security, CartelCrazeBeGone, Cartels, collaboration, CounterTerrorism, cross-border crime, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug trafficking organizations, drug war, International cooperation, joint operation, joint task force, law enforcement, mexico, military units, national security, organized crime, security forces, U.S
Are you tired of dealing with pesky cartels ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the U.S. and Mexico have teamed up with their top military units to take down all the cartels once and for all! Fight alongside Navy SEALs and Mexican special forces as you rid the server of drug lords and their minions. Don’t miss out on this epic battle for justice and loot – join now and help us create a cartel-free Minecraft world!

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The Lab

1.21.4, Armor statues, Banner Flags, BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack, Craftoria, Discord-Minecraft Chat Integration, Dynmap, Ender Dragon Fight Remastered, Essence RPG, Events, FireTick, germany, hard mode, Head Database, Lab, Minigames, modded server, shopping district, smp, vanilla refresh, Villager Leash, world border

General Info
Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features
[New!] Essence RPG
[New!] Banner Flags
[New!] Vanilla Refresh
[New!] Ender Dragon Fight Remastered
[New!] Villager Leash
[New!] BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack
Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Armor statues

FAQ

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started back in the middle of August in ’24 and is now on its 4th season.

Q: Is there a map reset planned?

A: Unlike prior seasons, we don’t plan on resetting the map for a very long time.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build your base, shop in the shopping district, participate in events and minigames, and even host your own events.

Q: Are there any additional servers running?

A: Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and fill out an application.

Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.1
1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Book, Coming of Age, Craft, Deception, Drama, Fiction, friendship, Girls, hidden identity, high school, Isles, Lies, Mystery, mystic, No. 931342362, novel, romance, Secrets, Suspense, Thriller, young adult
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s got girls! And not just any girls, but like, super cool gamer girls who will totally pwn you in PvP and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen. Plus, they’re all unicorns in real life, so you know they’re magical AF. Join now or forever be a noob!

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BroBroCareSquadMC
ADHD struggles, Boundaries, BroBroCareSquadMC, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, household chores, independent living, med school stress, mental health, messy living space, parent involvement, personal hygiene, self-care, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, studying environment
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a messy sibling and judgmental parents! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.
Are you tired of cleaning up after your slob of a brother who can’t even bother to thank you for making him lunch? Look no further, our server is a place where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any messy distractions.
With finals approaching, you need a break from the chaos at home. Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you escape the drama of your family life. Who needs to clean up after someone else when you can create your own world in Minecraft?
So come on over and join us for a fun and exciting escape from the real world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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TrumpMuskSMP – No Politics, Just Blocks!
annoyance, ANNOYED, blocks, controversial, current events, discussions, Frustration, internet culture, media saturation, Musk, News, online communities, Opinions, overexposure, Politics, popular figures, public figures, Repetitive, social media, subreddit, trending topics, trump, TrumpMuskSMP
Guys, I found this epic Minecraft server that is totally lit 🔥 You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob. Plus, our admin is a talking cow who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and a disco party every Friday night. Trust me, you won’t find a more epic server out there. So come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness #BestServerEver

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MineCraftyFaves
best video game, classic video game, favorite game, favorite video game, favorite video game of all time, Gaming, MineCraftyFaves, modern video game, popular video game, retro video game, top video game, video game, Video game characters, video game console, video game developer, video game genre, video game graphics, Video Game Platform, video game recommendations, video game storylines, video game suggestions
Oh, forget about all those other boring video games, because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, once you’ve built a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and ridden a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never want to play any other game again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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TelecomTroll Minecraft Server
airbase maintenance, airbase security, angle grinder, cable cutting, Communication, construction, cutting equipment, cutting tool, Defense, Equipment, Infrastructure, maintenance, military airbase, military base, military technology, Minecraft, northern norway, norway, SECURITY, Server, Technology, telecommunications cable, TelecomTroll
come join our epic minecraft server where we use angle grinders to cut cables to secret military bases in norway! we are the ultimate rebels of the minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. join us if you dare to be a part of our crazy adventures and help us take down the establishment, one cable at a time. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so you won’t go hungry while you’re causing havoc with us. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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SpaceCraft2021: Biden’s Lost Cosmonauts
astronaut experiences, astronaut interviews, astronaut perspective, astronaut testimonies, Astronauts, Biden administration, Biden’s administration stance on space, Biden’s space policy, Bidens, Cosmonauts, government funding, government support, Lost, NASA, space agency, space exploration, space exploration insights, space exploration updates, Space industry, Space missions, space program, space technology, Space Travel, SpaceCraft2021
lol join dis epic minecraft server where astronauts give their own account- not abandoned by biden administration!! 🚀🌌
we got aliens, space cows, and even a secret moon base where you can mine for space diamonds!! 🌕💎
rumor has it that if you reach the end of the universe in the game, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and chickens rule the world!! 🐷🐔
come join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?) 🌠🌈
so what are you waiting for? blast off into the unknown and join us on this out-of-this-world minecraft server!! 🚀🎮

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Fetish Mine Centipede: The Server
BIZARRE, body horror, centipede, controversial, controversial film, cult classic, dark humor, Disturbing, disturbing imagery, exploitation film, EXTREME, fetish, fetish porn, Grotesque, Horror, human centipede, Server, shock factor, shock value, sleeper hit, taboo, Twisted, underground film
join this server if you want to experience the minecraft version of the human centipede but with a twist! instead of sewing people together, we sew together mobs to create crazy hybrid creatures that will make you question your sanity. ever wanted to see a creeper mixed with a cow? well now you can!
our server is also home to the legendary tale of the diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will become the ruler of the server and have unlimited power.
if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with villagers who have adapted to living in the dark. they have their own society and rules, and getting to know them could lead to some interesting trades and quests.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

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