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Royal Prince Minecraft Server

Allure, charismatic, charming, Confidence, courtship, Deception, fairy tale, FANTASY, flirtation, imagination, KISSES, Lies, Minecraft, Prince, role-play, romance, royal, Royalty, seduction, self-assured, Server, storytelling, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, for in our server, you can be a prince! That’s right, you can tell everyone you’re a prince and watch as players flock to you, showering you with kisses and gifts. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of your subjects, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.

So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!

Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP

#venting, anger, anger management, animosity, annoyance, CURSE, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, drone, E-Drone, expletive, Frustration, fuck you, hatred, hostility, insult, Minecraft, negative emotions, offensive, online harassment, Rude, Sassy, smp, toxic behavior

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80

Are you tired of being a boring old drone in /e/? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos! We have a thriving community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!

NoPadInBedCraft

bedroom etiquette, bedtime, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, light sleeper, NoPadInBedCraft, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, Schedule, self-care, Sleep, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of your partner keeping you up all night with their iPad addiction? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bright light keeping you up is the glowstone in your virtual castle!

On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.

Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!

Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP

brief moment of fame, Fame2Blame, flash in the pan, fleeting fame, here today gone tomorrow, internet craze, internet phenomenon, Internet Sensation, Meme culture, Minecraft, one hit wonder, overnight success, pop culture, short-lived fame, smp, social media fame, sudden fame, temporary fame, viral sensation, viral trend, viral video

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Remember that time when a mysterious floating island appeared out of nowhere in the Minecraft world, filled with rare loot and hidden secrets? Yeah, that was us. People from all over the blocky universe flocked to join our SMP, hoping to uncover the mysteries of the island and become legends in their own right.

But here’s the kicker – just as quickly as it appeared, the island vanished into thin air, leaving everyone scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. Some say it was a glitch in the matrix, others believe it was a prank pulled by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

So why should you join our SMP? Well, who knows what other crazy adventures and bizarre phenomena await you in our world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of talking pigs, or discover a portal to a dimension filled with nothing but llamas wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the only way to find out is to jump in and start crafting your own wacky tales. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of a lifetime – just don’t be surprised if things get a little…blocky.

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, building resilience, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, finding purpose, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, Mental Wellness, Overcoming despair, positive mindset, resilience, seeking help, seeking therapy, self compassion, self help, self-care, Suicide prevention, support systems

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Towns Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape reality with our insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds or fight off an army of zombie chickens, the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you just can’t go on, don’t worry! Our server has a secret potion that will give you unlimited lives so you can keep on playing forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boredom and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

RubbleRaiders

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	537
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

lol this server is so lit, even the Russians wanna join in on the fun! we had to retrieve someone’s body from under rubble after they got too excited about our epic builds and set the place on fire. but don’t worry, we put out the flames and now it’s all good. come join us for some explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans, just watch out for those pesky Russians!

Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

1.20.4, Address, admins, Cheating, coffee, commands, Community, cup, Custom, Discord, Fun, HACKING, java, Join, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Surviving, Unique

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. No excessively offensive language	Respectful communication is important in our community.
2. No politics or other controversial topics	We want to keep the environment friendly and enjoyable for everyone.
3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Fair play is essential to maintain the integrity of the server.
4. Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect other players’ creations and space.
5. Do not build too close to other players	Give each player enough room to enjoy their gameplay.
6. Be respectful to others and be kind!	Building a positive and friendly community is our goal.
7. No advertising	We want to keep the server focused on the gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Java Survival SMP Server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server address mc.javasurvival.com in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific gameplay rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have outlined the server rules above to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Java Survival?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Brazilian society, Brazilians, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, discrimination, hate crimes, identity politics, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, nordestinos, northeasterners, prejudice, racism, regional conflicts, regionalism, Server, social inequality, Social Issues, social tensions, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Crops Grown:	2059
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	55
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other.

The Baller Minecraft SMP

Baller, controversial calls, controversial sports moments, game-altering decisions, game-changing moments, Minecraft, questionable calls, refball, referee blunders, referee blunders in sports, referee controversies, referee decisions, referee errors, referee mishaps, referee mistakes, smp, sports controversies, sports history, sports history events, sports history moments, sports officiating, sports officiating scandals, sports scandals

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of the reballiest moments in the history of this sport.

Picture this: a group of players decided to build a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even underwater. But here’s the twist – they built it all while riding pigs! Yes, you heard that right, pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to commands in Pig Latin. And every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the center of the map, dropping rare loot for those brave enough to defeat it.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentingCraft: AITA Edition

aita, asthma attacks, bedtime routine, Breakup, breathing issues, diarrhea, Drill Music, Edition, fast food, fits of rage, gifted child, hitting behavior, instrumental music, iPad use, kids songs, late nights, opera music, organic diet, overweight child, parenting differences, Parenting styles, ParentingCraft, screen time limits, Strict Parenting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that matches your parenting style? Look no further! Join our server where we only allow 1.5 hours of screen time a day, feed our players only organic food, and play instrumental music in the background.

Unlike other servers, we don’t tolerate players who have fits of rage and need an iPad to calm down. We promote good behavior and healthy habits for all our players. And if your child hits other players, we have a strict no-hitting policy in place!

So if you’re tired of servers that promote unhealthy habits and bad behavior, come join us! Your child will thank you for it in the long run. Plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even start talking in complete sentences sooner than you think!