Blocky Heartbreakers: Where Creepers Explode and Exes Are Left Behind

blocky, Breakup, CREEPERS, emotional attachment, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, Exes, explode, failed relationship, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreakers, left, longing, longing for the past, lost love, Love Lost, missing ex, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationship, regret, Reminiscing, unfulfilled love, unrequited love, unresolved feelings

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	3491
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your ex-girlfriend from 7 years ago? Look no further, because our server is like finding your soulmate in a world full of NPCs! Join us and experience a world where you can finally feel comfortable and loved, just like that one time in middle school.

Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your past relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your ex had a body rating of 8.5/10, you won’t even care because you’ll be too busy crafting and building to notice.

So come on, leave all your emotional baggage at the door (or lock screen) and join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

GoonCraft: LoveGooning2020

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, devotion, emotional connection, for her, GoonCraft, gooning, Intimacy, long-distance relationship, longing, love, LoveGooning2020, mutual attraction, Passion, romance, share more, Trust, Vulnerability, yearning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	838
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go crazy for blocks? Look no further because our server is filled with tons of goon-worthy landscapes that will have you screaming for more! Our community is full of players who love to goon for each other, trading resources, building epic structures, and having a blast together. Join us and unleash your inner goon in a world where the only limit is your imagination! So come on, don’t be shy – join our server and start gooning like never before!

LOLcraft: ‘I CANT EVEN’ Minecraft Server

#brap machine, #fantasizing, #fat fembot, #naughty robot, #robot girlfriend, #robot lover, #size acceptance, cellulite, curvy, desire, dreaming, FANTASY, fat fetish, fetishizing, Girlfriend, LolCraft, longing, Minecraft, Need, Obsession, Server, Struggling, wishing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on our wacky wonderland where the pigs are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fat Fembot GF with a gigantic cellulite-ridden plapping brap machine! She’s always ready to give you a helping hand or a thunderous brap to light up your day. Who needs diamonds when you have a friend like her?

Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and the wildest time you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get brappin’!

Garbage Edition Silver Arrow – The Ultimate VHS Minecraft Server! #ThrowbackThursday #NostalgiaGoals #MinecraftMemories

#youtube, 90s, Arrow, childhood memories, classic films, digital age, Edition, Garbage, Innocence, longing, Memories, Minecraft, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaGoals, Old Days, Reminiscing, Retro, Server, silver, Silver Arrow, Throwback, ThrowbackThursday, treasure trove, Ultimate, vhs, VHS collection, VHS tapes, video cassettes, vintage, yearning

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4049	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3481	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Farms Harvested:	305

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers with boring old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: You log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on chickens, zombies break into dance parties, and diamond pickaxes grow on trees. Yes, it’s all possible on our server!

Join us for epic battles against flying cows, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cakes. But wait, there’s more! You can even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a rap battle – beat him with your sick rhymes and claim the title of Dragon Slayer!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

anticipation, attraction, blocky, bonanza, BOOTY, chemistry, Connection, Curiosity, desire, ecstasy, Enchantment, fantasies, FANTASY, feel, fulfillment, girl, infatuation, INTIMATE, longing, lustful gaze., Minecraft, Passion, Pleasure, seduction, Sensual, Server, sex, Wonder, yearning

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	539	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

WombRaider’s Pixel Playground: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #TrendyServerGoals

#Intention, Adventure, attraction, biology, desire, fertility, Gaze, impregnate, Instinct, INTENSE, longing, Lust, Minecraft, PIXEL, Playground, Pregnancy, primal, primal desire, Procreation, Reproduction, STARING, temptation, TrendyServerGoals, Ultimate, WOMAN, WOMB, WombRaiders

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dimension Hops:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be staring at your screen like you’re staring at a woman’s womb. And why? Because you’ll want to impregnate this server with all the fun and craziness we have to offer!

Join us for wild adventures, insane challenges, and the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate and start a Minecraft family! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to have your mind blown (and your womb stared at)!

Yunoland: Where Creepers and LOLs Collide! Join now to defeat the Enderdragon and dance with llamas!

BRAINDEAD.., collide, COMEBACK, CREEPERS, Dance, Defeat, Desires, Emotional support, Enderdragon, feeling better, Join, Llamas, lols, longing, longing for connection, longing for the past, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, regret, seeking comfort, seeking validation, self esteem, self worth, Threads, whore, wishing, Yuno, Yunoland

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about yourself? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner Yuno and create some truly braindead threads. Join us and let’s whore ourselves out to the world of Minecraft together! Who knows, maybe Yuno will even make a comeback just for you. Join now and let’s make some hilariously ridiculous memories together!

Pixel Pervs & Boomer Blocks – A Minecraft Server where nostalgia meets naughty

addiction, blocks, boomer, connectivity, digital age, distractions, internet, longing, meets, Memories, Minecraft, modern life, Naughty, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, Pervs, PIXEL, porn, Reflection, Reminiscing, Server, simpler times, smartphones, social media, societal changes, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of spending all day staring at your phone and browsing through endless internet porn? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the digital world for a while.

Picture this: instead of scrolling through Instagram, you’ll be exploring vast, blocky landscapes filled with adventure and excitement. Forget Netflix and chill, how about building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? And who needs Snapchat filters when you can create your own pixelated avatar and make friends with virtual cows?

Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a place where the only data you need to worry about is how many diamonds you have mined. Join our Minecraft server today and rediscover a simpler, more hilarious world. Trust us, you won’t miss the internet porn… okay maybe a little.

“My Heart Wants Minecraft” – A server for confused love-struck gamers!

Confused, confusion, emotional pain, emotional struggle, emotional turmoil, Gamers, healing, Heart, heart-wrenching, heart’s desire, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, introspection, longing, love, Lovestruck, Minecraft, relationships, Sadness, seeking clarity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, Torment, yearning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	7602
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of your heart constantly crying out for love in real life? Well, have no fear because in our Minecraft server, your heart will be too busy with all the epic adventures and shenanigans to even think about romance!

Join our server and witness the magic of a heart that is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to have time for pesky love troubles. Who needs a date when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

So if you’re looking to escape the drama of real life and have your heart singing with joy (instead of crying out for love), then join us on this epic Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to figure out how to stop your heart from being so darn confusing.

DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It

anger, Communication, coping mechanisms, denial, DepressCraft, depression, dont, Empathy, Frustration, Guilt, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, Noobs, Sadness, self harm, self-care, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Understanding, Withdrawal

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Potions Brewed:	88
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	597952
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have therapy llamas that will listen to all your deepest mining woes and offer emotional support like no other!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature with a penchant for hoarding shiny things. Plus, our community of players is so supportive that even if you accidentally blow up your house with TNT, they’ll still cheer you on and help you rebuild.

So why wait? Join our server today and discover a world where depression is just a myth and llamas are the key to happiness!

CraftyRightRioters

consequences, CraftyRightRioters, criminal behavior, dangerous rhetoric, digital footprint, extremism, far-right ideology, far-right violence, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Imprisonment, incitement, Jail, law enforcement, online activism, online posts, prosecution, radicalization, sentencing, social media

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got two dudes who got jailed for stirring up some far-right violence on social media, like, how crazy is that? but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ Minecraft fun. join us and be part of the madness, but in a totally chill way, ya know? come build some epic structures, make some new friends, and maybe even start a revolution (jk, no revolutions here, just good vibes). so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together, before we get jailed for being too awesome.

BurstCraft: Solar Radio Fun

Astrophysics, BurstCraft, coronal mass ejections, electromagnetic waves, Fun, heliophysics, multi-spacecraft observations, Radio, radio astronomy, Solar, solar activity, solar disturbances, solar dynamics, solar events, solar flares, solar monitoring, solar phenomena, solar physics, solar radiation, solar radio bursts, solar storms, space exploration, space weather, spacecraft missions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a space cowboy and ride ur own spacecraft while battling solar radio bursts! yeehaw! watch out for the space aliens trying to steal ur diamonds and build ur own intergalactic empire. u can even trade with alien villagers for rare space loot. come join the fun and be the ultimate space explorer in our server!

Get out of the basement and come play on the best public SMP server, modded 1.21!

Activity, basement, challenge, Chaos, Community, freedom, FRIENDSHIPS, Griefing, Guidelines, HACKING, History, Legacy, Memories, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Play, Public, REOPENING, rules, Server, smp, Structures, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Basement Gaming Minecraft Server

Overview
A Community with History: Let me tell you a bit about Basement Gaming. This server isn’t just another Minecraft world; it’s a place with a rich legacy. We’ve been around for a while, and every block here tells a story. Our players have poured their hearts into this server, building amazing structures, forming friendships, and creating memories. After a bit of a break, we’ve come back stronger than ever. The reopening was fantastic, and now the server is fresh and bursting with activity. Whether you’re an old friend or a new face, we’re excited to welcome you into our community.
Play Your Way: What makes Basement Gaming special is the freedom we offer. Griefing? It’s allowed here! We believe in letting players choose their own path. Whether you want to embrace the chaos and challenge others or focus on building something beautiful, this server gives you the space to play the game your way. Right now, the server is buzzing with life, so it’s the perfect time to jump in and make your mark.
Simple Rules: Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow. The only thing we don’t tolerate is hacking. Everything else? Go for it! We’ve kept things simple because we believe in letting players have as much freedom as possible. The community is thriving, and it’s all thanks to these simple but effective guidelines.
Vanilla+ Experience: If you’re into mods, you’ll love what we’ve done here. We’ve put together a small, carefully curated mod list that enhances the gameplay experience without straying too far from that classic vanilla feel. And don’t worry if you’re not a modding expert—our mods are easy to install, and we’re always here to help if you need a hand. It’s all about making the game more fun without overcomplicating things.
Hosted by GGServers – The Best in the Business: We’ve partnered with GGServers to host our server, and we couldn’t be happier. Their performance is rock solid, their support is top-notch, and their prices are really reasonable. If you’re thinking about starting your own server, I highly recommend them. And hey, if you do decide to go with GGServers, use our discount code BGMN to get 25% off. It’s a great deal, and it’s one more way we’re helping out the Minecraft community.

Join Our Community on Discord!

You can get whitelisted here: https://discord.gg/V2rXHX3Rz6

Hey, we also made a trailer for the server, so why not check that out too? 🙂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnXKWlFaPec&t=24s

Kiara’s Kooky Craft Minecraft Server

art source, Atlanta, Beyond the Way, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, Craft, CrManzana, fire & ice, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, hololive, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, jakarta, Kiara, Kiaras, Kooky, Korean DO U, Kuala Lampur, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, Myth Reunion, new york, Orange State of Mind, Pineapple, point of view, Retrospective MV, reunion, Server, Singapore, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, Takotori MC, The Great Wanderer MV, wawa

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5363	Emeralds Found:	6231
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is in a state of mind that is purely orange. Yes, you heard that right. Orange blocks, orange mobs, orange everything. It’s like living in a giant orange dream!

2. We have streams that will blow your mind. From breaking dimensions to Myth Reunions, our server is always filled with epic adventures and crazy moments. And don’t even get me started on the Hololive Stage World Tour – we’ve been to New York, Jakarta, Singapore, Atlanta, and even Kuala Lampur. Where will we go next? The moon, perhaps?

3. Ever heard of Chimera? No, not the mythical creature. The epic stream that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

4. And let’s not forget about Kiara and her amazing streams. From Sleep Talking to Love Rush, there’s never a dull moment when Kiara is around. Plus, have you seen her dance in Holotori Dance? Pure magic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pineapple dimension or dancing with Hololive idols. The possibilities are endless!

Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society

Armor Set Search, creeper, databases, Frontier, gamescom 2024 trailer, Gaming, Hunter Connect, Iceborne, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, monster hunter rise sunbreak, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, older game emulation, Pingsdex, slayer, smp, society, Steam, Steam Deck, weapon trailers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret underground dungeons that are guarded by evil chickens with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure hidden within?

2. We have a rare mob spawn rate of 1000%, meaning you’ll never run out of mobs to fight. Beware of the creeper army that roams the land!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots. Will you be brave enough to steal from him?

4. We host weekly build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. It’s a clucking good time!

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Can you find it and dance the night away?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the absolute madness that awaits you!

NannyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Assistance, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, crying, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Help, Minecraft, NANNY, NannyCraft, OBLIGATION, parenting, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Understanding, wellbeing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchantments Applied:	282
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this friend who always needs help with her baby, we will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and tasks.

Imagine having to carry a crying baby around the server while trying to complete quests and build your empire. Will you be able to multitask like a pro or will you end up fainting from the stress?

But don’t worry, just like this friend’s husband who can easily afford to hire help, our server offers plenty of resources and support to help you succeed. And if all else fails, you can always hire a virtual nanny to take care of your in-game responsibilities.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft world. And remember, helping out should be fun, not feel like a chore!

GF Babysit DramaCraft

acquaintances, awkward situation, babysit, Communication, DramaCraft, Etiquette, Event, family, Girlfriend, guest list, high school friends, Invitation, JOKE, Miscommunication., plus one, relationships, social anxiety, Social Skills, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of bringing your significant other to social events? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to avoid “babysitting” their partners at weddings or any other gatherings.

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your girlfriend getting bored and clinging to you for dear life. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the “babysitting” at home! Just make sure to invite Lily and her boyfriend, they sound like they know how to party!

FantasyFootyKing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old fantasy football leagues where all you do is pick players and hope for the best? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the most epic fantasy football player signings you’ve ever seen. Imagine Messi and Ronaldo teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon – now that’s a match made in Minecraft heaven!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen dressed in tuxedos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest fantasy football player signings and adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of NSFW scandals – Minecraft style!

Picture this: your uncle Steve accidentally built a giant phallic-shaped tower in the middle of town square. Or maybe your cousin Becky got caught using inappropriate language in the chat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they can be a bit touchy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous family drama and outrageous antics. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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