So like, this server used to have this discontinued product that was like, the holy grail of Minecraft items. It was this magical diamond sword that could one-shot any mob in the game, even the Ender Dragon. But then, the server admins were like, “Nah fam, this is too OP” and they took it away. RIP to the legendary diamond sword, we will never forget you.
But don’t worry, there are still so many other reasons to join this server. Like, did I mention that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure? Yeah, you heard me right. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s real.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #cheesedimensionftw 🧀🎮🔥
Join us and embark on epic quests together, slay dragons, and build the most romantic pixelated castles imaginable. Who needs Tinder when you can find your soulmate while battling creepers and zombies?
Our server is so magical that Cupid himself has been known to hang out here, shooting heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players. So come join us and let the love (and diamonds) flow!
Explore our virtual world and feel the rush of walking around virtual Target and grocery stores near your house!
Who needs a reason when you can just join and have a blast without questioning reality?
Don’t miss out on the chance to feel good for no reason at all – join our server now!
Our server is like a rollercoaster of feels, with each block placed representing a tear shed for the beauty of life. We’ve got grief counselors on standby for when your build just hits you right in the feels, and tissues readily available for when you need to wipe away those tears of joy and sorrow.
From the haunting melodies of C418 to the emotional rollercoaster that is “Wet Hands,” our server is the perfect place to let it all out and embrace the beauty of sadness. So come join us, because who needs therapy when you’ve got Minecraft and a whole community of emotionally unstable players to commiserate with? Let the tears flow and the blocks stack high as we journey through the depths of beautiful sadness together.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?
So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!
Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).
So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.
On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from pushy relatives and plan your own virtual weddings without any interference. Plus, we have a special “Destination Wedding” theme where you can travel 600 virtual miles away without ever leaving your computer!
Join now and let off some steam by building a pixelated version of your mother-in-law and throwing her in a lava pit. It’s the perfect way to de-stress from real-life family drama. See you in the game!
| Server IP | smp.kidlesscraft.com |
| Server Website | www.kidlesscraft.com |
| Server Location | Central US |
| Game Play Type | SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty |
| Version | 1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players can join) |
Plugins include: BlueMap, Citizens, CraftBook, DiscordSRV, EssentialsX, Floodgate, GriefPrevention, Gsit, InventoryRollbackPlus, LuckPerms, McMMO, Minepacks, OpenAudioMC, OpenInv, Shopkeepers, Skoice, Vehicles, Veinminer, WildChests, Worldedit, and WorldGuard.
Datapacks include: Terralith and Nullscape
We also have an all vanilla 1.21 server for those who prefer not to play with plugins. Join at vanilla.kidlesscraft.com. Both servers have in-game chat linked to Discord for communication.
You can start the whitelist process by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/VGpFbr6 and using the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.
Yes, Bedrock players can join the server using the GeyserMC plugin.
The core server rules are to be respectful, ethical, and to use common sense while playing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to MH Milds, where you can embark on thrilling adventures in the wilds and discover new weapons that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about MH MiseMunbreak TU, where you can connect with other hunters and search for the ultimate armor set to make you unstoppable!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Morld Miceborne, now Steam Deck verified for the ultimate gaming experience! Join us for epic battles and explore a world like no other!
But that’s not all, we also offer older game emulation and multiplayer with Mrontier! Dive into the past and relive classic gaming moments with a twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a legendary monster or two! So grab your sword, sharpen your skills, and let the adventure begin!
Join our server where GOD HIMSELF trusts you to create chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. That’s right, you have the power of the Almighty on your side as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Who needs to mine when you have the favor of the gods on your side?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has been tamed and now acts as our pet. Imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you defeated a dragon and made it your loyal companion.
So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join our server for a wild ride filled with divine intervention, epic loot, and mythical creatures. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Explore our server and uncover the mysteries of family dynamics, like when dad scolded the players for asking not to translate for Stacy. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of this dysfunctional family? Or will you join forces with James and Emma to navigate through the chaos?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments on our server. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the drama firsthand? So come on in and let the madness begin!
Join our server and experience the thrill of cheating on your spouse… I mean, cheating in Minecraft! Build secret bases, hide your diamonds, and betray your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs loyalty when you can have chaos and drama?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.