hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where u can build ur dreams and fight off creepers like a boss. but wait, there’s more! on dis server, we got senolytic drug ABT-263 dat accelerates ovarian aging in older female mice, like wut even is dat? who cares, it’s freakin awesome! so come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and awesomeness, den u might regret it. but seriously, join us now and let’s have a blast together!
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Aging Mice Accelerate Ovary
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Melio SMP: Where Whitelists are as exclusive as a VIP club and plugins are as minimal as my attention span
Server Overview Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: - No teleportation or warps
- A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust)
- A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
- Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin
- Diamond-based economy and shopping district
- A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting!
- Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t. Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day. What is the server’s philosophy? Our philosophy is to keep the core experience vanilla and to keep the server centered around the community. Are there any plugins on the server? We have minimal plugins to maintain a vanilla experience, with the exception of TerraformGenerator for custom world generation. Is there a land-claiming system? No, we have a trust system in place instead of land-claiming or protection. Griefs and theft are prevented by building a community based on trust. Is there an economy on the server? Yes, we have a diamond-based economy and a designated shopping district for players to trade and purchase items. Will the server world ever reset? We do not plan on resetting the world, providing a sense of longevity for players to build and explore without the fear of losing progress.
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BloodCraft: MetaboMasters
so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.
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Spectre SMP – Where Creeper explosions are just a spice in our vanilla soup! Join now!
Spectre SMP Overview Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.21 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made! Begone, playing singleplayer in multiplayer survival servers! Begone, being the only person working on a creative project! What do we offer?
- Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!
- We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects!
- The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important!
We are looking for:
- builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
- players who interact often and well with other members.
- creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
- active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat in meetings and discuss projects for the server.
Server specifications and mods:
- Fabric 1.21 and hosted in Europe
- Lots of performance mods
- Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building
- Faster minecarts
- Simple Voice Chat
- Mail Mod for sending parcels and messages
- /nick for nicknames and /flex for showing off items
- FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)
If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there. Discord Link
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Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!
Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP with added datapacks Features Armor stand posing, mob heads, simple voice chat Community Size Approximately 40 members aged 16-25 Season Length Around 14-19 months Requirements Discord account, age 17 or older, building experience (screenshots or tour of builds) FAQ:
Why Join Us?
Our server has been running for 5 years and is currently in its 4th season. With fresh seasons and a friendly community, there’s always something new to enjoy.
What are the Requirements to Join?
- You must have a Discord account.
- You must be 17 or older to join, but exceptions may be considered for mature 16-year-olds.
- We ask for evidence of your building experience during the application process.
- Having a microphone is optional and will not affect your application.
If you’re interested, please join our Discord and apply: https://discord.gg/nuxqJfsvWH
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Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition
Stinky SMP Overview:
Server Version 1.20.1 and updating Emphasis Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity Performance Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers Server Specs 16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU Special Mod Origins mod with custom origins FAQ:
Q: How often does the server reset?
A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.
Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?
A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.
Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?
A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.
Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?
A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.
Q: How can I join the server or learn more?
A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.
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CelebNotDeadYet – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with all sorts of crazy characters, like the zombie who thinks he’s a fashion designer and the creeper who’s secretly a master chef. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa dancing lessons in the Nether!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking animals, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see if you can survive the madness!
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MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!
Melios SMP Overview
Features No teleportation or warps No land claiming system Vanilla experience Custom world generator Diamond-based economy World from March 2024 Events Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!
Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information. Are there any plugins or mods on the server? No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods. Is griefing allowed? No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community. Can I contribute to the server events? Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.
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Belmonte’s Life Boost Server
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!
So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!
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AgelessSMP – Eternal Minecraft Fun
Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can be any age you want for the rest of your virtual life! Want to be a carefree kid again? Done. Want to be a wise old grandpa? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere on the map that can make you reverse your age in real life too! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show up to school as a toddler or a senior citizen. It’s the ultimate prank!
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the age of your dreams. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server!