so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!
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Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
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Fish Oil Factory
come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ur bad fats into fish oil!! no more obesity or arthritis, just swimming like a fish in the ocean of life!! our gene therapy will have u feeling like a superhero, fighting off the bad guys of aging and pain. join now and become the ultimate fish oil warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!! swim, swim, swim your way to victory on our server like never before!! 🐟🌟🎮
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MelioSMP
Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have:
– No teleportation or warps
– A trust system – no land-claiming
– A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
– Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin
– Diamond-based economy and shopping district
– A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting!
– Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournamentsOur philosophy is simple: **keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.**
We’re currently looking for new members to join our community. Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you will be welcomed here!
Interested? Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Checkout our website and handbook: https://meliosmp.commc.meliosmp.com
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NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
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Melio SMP: Where trust is in the air and diamonds are underground! v1.21
Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview
Features No teleportation or warps A trust system A vanilla experience Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin Diamond-based economy and shopping district Longevity world from March 2024 Events such as treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments Philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla and centered around the community.
If you’re interested in joining our community, apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.
Visit our website and handbook for more information: https://meliosmp.com
FAQ
Question Answer Is this server whitelisted? Yes, we are a whitelisted community. What version of Minecraft do you run? Java 1.21 Are there plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs? No, we keep the experience vanilla. How can I join events like treasure hunts? Simply participate when they are announced in-game or on our Discord server.
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Forgetful Elephants Server
come join our epic minecraft server where elephants remember your scent after many years!! 🐘🐘imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant elephant who remembers that one time you gave it a virtual peanut five years ago. talk about loyalty, amirite?
our elephants have crazy good memory, they’ll remember every block you’ve placed and every mob you’ve slain. they’ll even remember your username and greet you with a trumpet every time you log on.
join now for the most unforgettable minecraft experience of your life. who needs friends when you have elephants who remember you better than your own mom? 🤣🤣🤣
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BlockyLungs BeGone
hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!
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Limitless Life Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’ll make you live past 100 years! Like, for realz, fam. Join us and you’ll be immortal in the Minecraft world. We got potions that make you invincible, diamond armor that’s stronger than your grandma’s hugs, and mobs that’ll make you pee your pants. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come on, join us and let’s live forever in the world of blocks and pixels! #YOLO #MinecraftImmortality
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BlockyLife Rises Slowly
Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwe got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies
we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants
u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss
join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!
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Limitless Longevity Fun
join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!