OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cookies. Plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon, it’s lit AF. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. So come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever
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Java Survival
Java Survival SMP Server
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa
We will always strive to…
- Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
- Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.
Server Rules
No. Rule 1 No excessively offensive language 2 No politics or other controversial topics 3 No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits 4 Do not disturb other players’ property 5 Do not build too close to other players 6 Be respectful to others and be kind! 7 No advertising FAQs
- 1. Can I use mods on the server?
- Yes, you can use mods as long as they don’t give you an unfair advantage over other players.
- 2. How do I report a player for breaking the rules?
- You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game.
- 3. Is griefing allowed on the server?
- No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players’ builds and property.
- 4. Can I claim land to protect my builds?
- Yes, you can use our custom land protection plugin to claim land and protect your builds.
EmpireCraft: English Survival
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own roman empire and speak latin like a pro! forget english, we’re all about that ancient language vibe. plus, who knows, maybe in 1000 years people will still be speaking english because of our server. be a part of history, join now!Spectre SMP
Spectre SMP – Minecraft Server
Server Overview
Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.21.4 SMP with a focus on communal spirit. Join us for a collaborative and friendly space to play Minecraft with friends and create awesome projects together!
What We Offer
Features Symbiotic community support Longevity and motivation for players We Are Looking For
Criteria Skilled builders and redstoners Players who interact well with others Dedicated minds with impressive goals Active community members Server Specifications and Mods
Specifications Fabric 1.21.4 hosted in Europe Lots of performance mods Minor recipe changes for building Faster minecarts Various quality of life mods Join Our Discord
If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.
ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP
OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your virtual life! We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, and if you find a rainbow sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how epic is that?But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot, it’s just for show). And every full moon, we have a massive party where all the mobs come to dance and play music together.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!
VeggieCraft – Ageless Adventures
LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN CARROTS INTO DIAMONDS AND MAKE COWS DO THE MACARENA!IF U WANNA STAY YOUNG FOREVER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLANT-BASED DIETS WILL LITERALLY TURN BACK THE CLOCK ON UR BIOLOGICAL AGING!
WE GOT A NATIONAL STUDY THAT SAYS SO! AMERICA KNOWS WHAT’S UP!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND NEVER GROW OLD AGAIN! YOLO, AMIRITE?!
FitCraft: Weight is Overrated
yo, u ever wanna flex ur minecraft muscles AND ur real life muscles at the same time? well, dis server is da place for u! we believe dat fitness is da key to longevity, so we got workouts built into da game! run laps around our custom-built track, do push-ups in da virtual gym, and even climb virtual mountains to get those gains!research shows dat being fit is more important than weight for living a long life, so join us and cut ur risk of premature death in HALF! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u invincible in battle if u work out enough. so come get swole with us and dominate da minecraft world!
Crafty Cancer Crushers
yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
Brown Adipose Fun Land
come join our epic minecraft server where brown adipose tissue will make you run faster and jump higher than ever before! it’s like having a superpower in the game! plus, it will make you live longer and healthier in real life too! who needs potions when you have brown adipose tissue on your side? come join us and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with the power of science!DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP
OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).
And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.