so, like, u know how u take those daily multivitamins thinkin ur gonna live forever? well, turns out they actually make u more likely to die! crazy, right? but don’t worry, we got the solution for u – join our minecraft server and u’ll be immortal! like, seriously, u won’t die in the game or in real life. it’s like a magic potion but in minecraft form. so come join us and live forever in blocky paradise!
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VitaCraft: Die Faster, Live Funnier
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CaloricCraft: Age-Reducing Research
come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only carrots and potatoes to reduce our biological age!!!!! funded by the ministry of education in singapore, we have discovered the secret to eternal youth through mild caloric restriction!! join us and become a minecraft vampire who never ages!!! plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them!! don’t miss out on the chance to become immortal in the world of minecraft!!!
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CavemanCalorieCraft
Yo, wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we hunt for pixels instead of real food? Imagine being a prehistoric pixel warrior, surviving on nothing but virtual meat and potatoes! Burn calories by running from creepers and fighting off skeletons, just like our caveman ancestors did! Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in the virtual world? Join now and become the ultimate pixel hunter-gatherer!
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HP DrainCraft
hey u! ya u! u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we r all gradually losing hp every day! but dont worry, cuz on this server, u can regain ur hp by slaying virtual dragons and eating enchanted golden apples!we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta solve puzzles and defeat mobs to gain access, but trust me, it’s worth it!
oh and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs (just watch out for his decaying arms).
join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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Surviving on Java with a Side of Vanilla – No SMP Here! 1.20.4
Server Name Java Survival SMP Server Description Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel. Server Address mc.javasurvival.com Discord https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa Server Rules
- No excessively offensive language
- No politics or other controversial topics
- No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
- Do not disturb other players’ property
- Do not build too close to other players
- Be respectful to others and be kind!
- No advertising
FAQ
Q: What makes Java Survival unique compared to other Minecraft servers?
A: Java Survival offers a legitimate Minecraft experience where every block is mined and placed by hand. Our moderators and admins play the game as regular players and do not use commands for personal gain. We also have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving the server a unique feel.
Q: How can I join Java Survival SMP Server?
A: You can join the server by using the address: mc.javasurvival.com and joining our Discord server: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa.
Q: What are the server rules on Java Survival?
A: The server rules include no excessively offensive language, no politics or controversial topics, no hacking or cheating, no disturbing other players’ property, no building too close to others, being respectful and kind, and no advertising.
Q: How is the community on Java Survival SMP Server?
A: We value our community and strive to be the players’ primary Minecraft home. Players have a say in what goes on in the server, and we aim to provide an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
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KetoCraft: Synapse Saviors
so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems! we got dis crazy diet called da ketogenic diet that will make u live forever and remember everything like a boss.we did dis study with mice and found out dat dis diet makes ur brain work better and helps u remember all da cool stuff u learn in minecraft. it’s like magic, but real!
join dis server and u will be like a super smart minecraft wizard, building epic stuff and never forgetting where u put ur diamonds. plus, u will live forever and be da healthiest player on da server.
so, what are u waiting for? join now and become da ultimate minecraft guru with da power of da ketogenic diet!
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CheeseCraft: Age Like a Pro
come join our epic minecraft server where cheese is the key to happiness and aging like a fine wine! 🧀🍷we did a study of like 2.3 million people and found that those who ate the most cheese were the happiest and most stress-free players on the server. it’s like magic cheese powers or something, man.
so if you want to level up your mental health, stress resilience, and overall well-being, come join us and eat alllll the cheese! plus, our cheese-themed builds are out of this world. 🧀🚀
don’t miss out on the cheesiest, craziest minecraft experience of your life. join us now and let the cheese guide you to victory! 🧀✨
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MommaCraft: Where Longevity Rules
come join our epic minecraft server where mothers are the key to survival and longevity! 🤱🏼 our scientists have discovered that if you want to live longer and have a chill life, you gotta stick with your momma! 🧬 that’s right, in our server, the longer you stay with your minecraft mom, the longer your life span will be! 💪🏼👵🏼we’ve got crazy evolution happening in our server, where the species that stick with their moms evolve to have longer lives and reproduce less often! 🦖🦕 so if you want to be a minecraft dinosaur living for centuries, you better find your minecraft mom ASAP! 🦖👩👧👦
join us now and experience the wild world of motherly love and longevity in minecraft! 🌍🎮 who knew that sticking with your mom could be the key to success in the game of life? 🤯 #mompower #longevity #minecraftmommas
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BreathCraft: Inhale to Spawn, Exhale to Respawn
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.
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NoMoreCreeperCakes
If you could tell your 30 year old self to cut one thing out of your diet, it would definitely be the dreaded Creeper Crunch! This explosive snack may seem tempting, but trust us, you don’t want to deal with the aftermath of a Creeper-induced explosion in your stomach. Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Creeper Crunch forever – your future self will thank you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you unlimited health and super speed. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest food adventure of your virtual life!