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EternalLifeMinecraftSMP

aging gracefully, EternalLifeMinecraftSMP, healthy lifestyle, increasing lifespan, living longer, Longevity, longevity diet, longevity exercise, longevity habits, longevity longevity, longevity mindset, longevity nutrition, longevity research, longevity science, longevity secrets, longevity strategies, longevity tips, longevity wellness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	6130
Emeralds Found:	4610	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of constantly respawning in Minecraft every time you die? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that grants immortality! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about losing your items or starting over again. Join us and become an immortal Minecraft god!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So not only will you be invincible, but you’ll also be rolling in riches. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a diamond-pooping unicorn on your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with all the rarest loot in the game. From enchanted weapons to powerful armor, you’ll have everything you need to dominate the server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward dates, awkward moments, bad date experiences, bad dates, CraftyDateDisaster, cringeworthy dates, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating nightmares, disastrous dates, embarrassing dates, nightmare dates, terrible dates, worst date, worst date ever, worst date stories, worst first date

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Picture this: you’re on a date in Minecraft, everything is going smoothly until your date accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on you. But fear not, on our server, we have special anti-creeper repellent that will keep those explosive pests at bay. Join us for a chance to find love and survive the ultimate date night disaster!

UkraineCraft: Revenge of the West

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, intervention, Military, Military Action, nato, peace talks, Political, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, sanctions, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, West

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5576	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

So there’s this Minecraft server where Ukraine is finally getting back at Russia, but in a totally virtual way. We’ve got epic battles, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your revenge. Join us and help Ukraine take down those pesky Russians once and for all! Plus, we’ve got free diamond armor for all new players because why not? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

AngleCraft360

270 degrees, 270-degree angle, AngleCraft360, angles, angles in a circle, circle, circle measurements, Circles, Degrees, geometric angles, geometric shapes, Geometry, Math, math concepts, mathematical angles, Mathematics, measurements, quarter circle, quarter points, shapes, Trigonometry

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Items Found:	5167

come join our minecraft server where we embrace the 270-degree angle like it’s our best friend. forget about the boring ol’ 90, 180, and 360 degrees – we’re all about that weird and wacky 270!

why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya. on our server, you can ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and then watch it get blown up by a friendly creeper.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the legendary 270-degree diamond sword – the most powerful weapon in all of minecraft. but be careful, because rumor has it that the sword is guarded by a pack of zombie villagers who love to break out into dance parties when they’re not trying to eat your brains.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of the 270-degree angle in minecraft!

Little boy

Brazil, Clans, Economy, Events, Fun, little boy, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pets, Server, Shops, Survival, Wars

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6238
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Animals Bred:	91

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🌟 Welcome to Minezinho 🌟 🛡️ The Official Minecraft Brazil Server! 🛡️IP JAVA: jogar.minezinho.com IP BEDROCK: jogar.minezinho.com PORTA: 19132━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Be part of the largest and most welcoming Minecraft server in the Brazilian community! At Minezinho, we offer an unparalleled gaming experience with a diverse and friendly community.– ⚔️ Skill System (mcMMO)– 🏰 Clans and Wars– 💰 Dynamic Economy– 🎁 Reward Boxes– 🐾 Pets– 🔄 Exchange System– 📅 Daily Events– ✨ And much more!━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🎉 Your Fun is Our Priority 🎉minezinho.com━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

jogar.minezinho.com:27045

Tomoso’s SMP (bland as unseasoned chicken)

1.20.6, bland, chicken, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, feel, France, Land Claims, located, Minecraft, original, Papermc, Plugins, Preserve, quality of life, RUN, select, Server, smp, Tomosos, unseasoned, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2653	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Economy	Diamond based
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	https://discord.gg/CEwNzQXTXY

FAQ

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: No, we do not allow land claims to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

Q: What kind of economy does the server have?

A: We have a diamond based economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: We have a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.

Blocky Desi Disasters Minecraft Server

Bigotry, blocky, Desi, Disasters, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, harmful stereotypes, hate, Hate Speech, immigration, Indian Immigrants, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Server, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigrants on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no Indian immigrant policy! Say goodbye to curry-loving griefers and join us for a truly immigrant-free experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!

Join our server today for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Indian immigrants – they’re everywhere!

LastTolerableYear Minecraft Server

2019, current events, economic uncertainty, global events, global perspective, historical events, impactful events, international relations, internationally, last tolerable year, LastTolerableYear, major changes, memorable year, Minecraft, pivotal moments, political turmoil, Server, significant year, social unrest, speaking, world affairs, world news, Year In Review

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Remember the good old days of 2019 when everything was still somewhat normal? Well, forget about that because this Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Creeper King who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of TNT.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a giant squid into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge a group of evil bunnies to a dance-off? 2019 may have been tolerable, but this Minecraft server is anything but boring. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

Baseball vs. Business Minecraft Server

art shows, baseball, Business, career, children, dance recitals, family, finance company, Guilt, high position, long hours, Minecraft, missed events, parenting, Priorities, provide for family, Sacrifices, Server, soccer games, sports games, travel, work meetings, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Emeralds Found:	8345

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work and family life just like the dad in this story! Join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids’ baseball games, dance recitals, art shows, and soccer games all at the same time!

Forget about missing out on important moments in your kids’ lives, on our server, you can be the ultimate super dad/mom and show up for every event with just a click of a button. No more guilt trips from your virtual spouse about missing out on family time – because in our Minecraft world, you can have it all!

Join now and experience the joy of being present for your kids while still climbing the corporate ladder in style. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in the virtual world? Don’t be the asshole dad in this story, join our server and be the hero your kids deserve!

MineCraftBachBash

Apology, bachelorette party, Christian, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, FAITH, friendship, Hijab, long-term friendship, MineCraftBachBash, Muslim, personal choice, reconciliation, Respect, respect for beliefs, special occasions, tradition, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Farms Harvested:	616	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of friendship? Look no further than our server, where even the most scandalous situations get resolved with a happy ending!

Join us for a wild ride of hijab drama, Christian fiance apologies, and a bride who just can’t seem to keep her photos straight. Our server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and heartwarming resolutions you never knew you needed in your Minecraft experience.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a community where friendships last two decades and weddings are a regular occurrence. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hijab controversy that ends in a heart-to-heart chat and a promise to keep it in the past.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun – because where else can you find such outrageous stories and heartwarming endings in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyPleasureLand

activities, calming, CraftyPleasureLand, enjoyment, Fulfilling, gratifying, hobbies, interests, leisure, mental health, non-sexual, pastimes, Peaceful, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfying, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2820

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos in the most non-sexually pleasurable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most non-sexually pleasurable Minecraft adventure of your life!