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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 653 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1495 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 84 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!
