LongestCrush Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CrushCraft SMP: LongestCrush

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	1684	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the crazy world of Minecraft. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary creeper who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even find your longest celebrity crush waiting for you in the virtual world.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD, VIDAVAT

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

176.9.84.212:26426

Shaolin

Casual, Discord, Economy, ELYTRA, epic builds, friendly community, HARD, Harder Vanilla Survival, Hardmode, Land claiming, large biomes, Largebiomes, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, No Spamming, pvp allowed, Regular Backups, respectful players, shaolin, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, survival minecraft, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Villager Trade Rebalance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Harder Vanilla Survival. Give yourself a tougher challenge and meet some awesome friends along the way. We’re a small group of people from around the world that like to play survival minecart and have fun together. Join us!

What makes Shaolin unique?– Large Biomes with reduce structure generation in the overworld. (Strongholds, Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– New 1.21 villager trade rebalance active.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, fly with Elytra.

Pop in to say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then go find some land and build a home! The goal is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!

Don’t forget to join the Discord. As a protection against griefing, the server is backed up regularly.

Rules-Do not Hack, Cheat, Xray, Grief, Spam, Steal, or otherwise annoy us or you will be banned Please be respectful and clean up after yourselfPvP is allowed but only if both players are willing

shaolin.landoscloud.com

The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

Account.., Community, crystal, Dedicated, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Join, Land, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Rules, Start, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Wishes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Votes:	6280
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Towns Built:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Potions Brewed:	79
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Votes:	8028	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemen

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1923	Villages Defended:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

HodeidahBoomCraft

breaking news, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, evacuation, explosions, Hodeidah, HodeidahBoomCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Rebel forces, Saudi Arabia, united nations, violence, War, Western coast, Yemen, Yemeni government

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!

our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!

we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.

so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?