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Blocky Blue Balls

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

BlockyBlueBalls

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	295827	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of spending hours on end mining for diamonds with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual love life! Join us and experience a world where every block you break leads to a steamy encounter with a sexy creeper. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got passion on your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show! Watch as contestants compete for the dragon’s heart in a series of romantic challenges. Will love bloom in the End dimension, or will someone get burned?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and plenty of blocky action. Who needs real-life relationships when you’ve got Minecraft to fulfill all your fantasies?

MoggedCraft: Where Getting Mogged Means Game Over

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6101	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	789939	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re tired of getting mogged by other players, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who are so skilled and powerful that if they even look at you the wrong way, it’s game over for you. But don’t worry, because we also have a secret weapon – the “no mogging” rule. That’s right, if anyone tries to mog you, they’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity. So come join us and show off your skills without fear of being mogged into oblivion. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

HeartCraft: Where Angels Mine

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Items Found:	4651
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where angels roam free and hearts are always full! Join us for a heavenly experience like no other, where you can build your own wings and fly through the skies like a majestic angel.

Our server is filled with magical creatures, from unicorns to dragons, all waiting to be tamed by your expert Minecraft skills. Want to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle? We’ve got you covered.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous Cupids armed with heart-shaped arrows, ready to strike you with love and make you fall head over heels for our server.

So come join us, mi corazón, and let your Minecraft dreams take flight in this fantastical world of wonder and whimsy. Who knows, you might just find your true love among the pixels and blocks!

UntiedCrafters: Where teamwork unravels into chaos [SMP]

Builder, Chaos, Collector, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, friendly banter, Griefing, growth, hermitcraft, Minecraft, new friends, Plugins, QOF features, redstoner, server launch, smp, Staff Team, stealing, teamwork, unravels, UntiedCrafters, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

UnitedCrafters SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with enhanced plugins
Age Limit	13 and up
Version	Latest version (not snapshot)
Playtime Expectations	No playtime expectations
Economy	Diamonds as primary currency

FAQs

1. What is the age limit to join UnitedCrafters SMP?

Players aged 13 and above are welcome to join the server.

2. Is the server running on the latest Minecraft version?

Yes, the server runs on the newest version of Minecraft (not snapshot).

3. What type of server experience can I expect at UnitedCrafters SMP?

Expect a vanilla feel with enhanced plugins that enhance gameplay. Build freely and be mindful of others’ space.

4. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds serving as the primary currency.

5. Are there any playtime expectations for players?

There are no playtime expectations on the server. You can take breaks and come back whenever you like.

6. Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated on UnitedCrafters SMP.

Vexius Network VS Hypixel

Bosses, Creative, DailyQuests, Economy, Explore, fishingtournaments, Gobrush, Gopaint, Griefprevention, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, mobapocalypses, playermarkets, Plots, Server, Skyblock, Slimefun, Survival, Towny, Unique, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Buildings Constructed:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Hypixel	Vexius Network
Pros	Pros
Most popular Minecraft server	Offers three unique server types: Creative, Skyblock, and Survival
Wide variety of minigames
Active playerbase	Unique features such as Slimefun on Skyblock server
Regular updates and events	Community-focused with daily quests and tournaments
Cons	Cons
Sometimes crowded due to popularity	May not have as large of a playerbase as Hypixel
Can be overwhelming for new players	Not as well-known as Hypixel

FAQ

Questions	Answers
Which server has a larger playerbase?	Hypixel: Hypixel is known for having a larger playerbase compared to Vexius Network. It is the most popular Minecraft server.
Which server offers more unique features?	Vexius Network: Vexius Network offers three unique server types with different features such as Slimefun on the Skyblock server.
Which server is more community-focused?	Vexius Network: Vexius Network is known for its community-focused approach with daily quests, tournaments, and player markets.
Which server is easier for new players to start with?	Hypixel: Hypixel may be overwhelming for new players due to its wide variety of minigames, while Vexius Network offers distinct server types for different playstyles.

“Bad Shows, Great Characters” Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of watching boring TV shows with lame characters? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a wacky twist that will have you laughing for days! Join us and you’ll find great characters from all your favorite shows who have been magically transported into the Minecraft world. Imagine Spongebob building a pineapple house, or Rick and Morty trying to survive in a blocky universe. It’s a hilarious mashup that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and escape the mundane world of bad TV shows – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Mutts and Blocks: Woof-tastic Adventures in Minecraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of getting shot in your house in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can be a mutt and never leave your house again! That’s right, our server is zogbots final form – it’s like a delivery service for all your Minecraft needs. Just sit back, relax, and watch as the craziness unfolds right in your living room. Join now and experience the ultimate in lazy gaming!

Uniting Crafters in a Messy Place! SMP Server

Builder, Builds, Collector, Community, Crafters, diamonds, Double Shulker Shells, Economy, friendly banter, Friends, Fun, future plans, Griefing, growth, hermitcraft, java, Messy, new players, Place, Plugins, qof, redstoner, Server, smp, stealing, Uniting, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

UnitedCrafters SMP Overview

Age Requirement	13+
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Plugins	Enhance gameplay while maintaining a vanilla feel
Primary Currency	Diamonds
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/8D3pxkydq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, players must be 13 years or older to join UnitedCrafters SMP.

Q: What type of server is this?

A: It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a vibrant and chill community.

Q: What is the primary currency on the server?

A: Diamonds are the primary currency used on the server.

Q: Are there any playtime expectations?

A: No, players are not required to meet any playtime expectations. Take breaks as needed.

Q: Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun for others are not tolerated.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord linked above and apply there to become a part of UnitedCrafters SMP.

The Cheating Creeper

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	269
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old relationships that end in lies and deceit? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world, free from fake nurses and fake med school programs!

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies are the ones you tell about your epic mining skills. No more heartbreak, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who thought they found the one, only to discover they were living a double life. But fear not, on our server, the only double life you’ll lead is as a master builder and a creeper slayer.

Don’t be like our poor friend who fell for a fake nurse, join our server and build a life filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, honesty. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: ‘/vn/ – FD Edition’ – Where the memes are as blocky as the graphics!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take English-translated Japanese visual novels to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and maybe even a few tentacle monsters.

Looking for a place to discuss your favorite visual novels without the e-celeb drama? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered. Just make sure to use spoiler tags, or else you might find yourself in a love triangle with a tsundere yandere.

Having trouble with your VN? Don’t worry, we’ve got the ultimate tech support tips for you. Just be in Japanese locale, read the Readme (who actually does that?), and if all else fails, copy and paste those error messages into DeepL for some magical solutions.

Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got a whole library of VNs to choose from, whether you’re into time-traveling cat girls or mecha battles with a side of existential angst.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that turns visual novels into a wild rollercoaster of emotions, memes, and maybe even a secret harem route? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and prepare for the ultimate VN experience!

Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	2454	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can meet people from all over the world, including China? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our Foreign Minister may have some trouble telling Chinese people apart, but that just adds to the excitement of not knowing who you’re talking to in-game! Plus, we have a China Town in our server that includes Japanese and Korean players, so you never know who you might run into. And don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re descended from whites or monkeys (according to Argentina’s government, that is). Join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft like no other!