longest turtle – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

CraftyYeehaw Minecraft Server
Bigotry, communisms, controversial topics, CraftyYeehaw, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, europine, global perspectives, hu-white, ignorance, Minecraft, nationalism, political beliefs, Political satire, prejudice, racism, Server, social commentary, societal issues, Stereotypes, Xenophobia
Yeehaw! Howdy y’all! Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a rootin’ tootin’ good time!
Join us for some good ol’ fashioned fun as we ride pigs into battle, build giant cowboy hats out of blocks, and lasso creepers like it’s nobody’s business.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gold Rush Mine where players can dig for diamonds, gold, and even rare emerald-studded cowboy boots. Yeehaw!
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and mosey on over to our server for a hoedown like no other. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy community where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, we’re all about freedom, fun, and a whole lot of yeehawin’! So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us today!

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UniCraft: 22 & STEM Savvy Minecraft Server
advice, Blogpost, can’t say no, cute, Girlfriend, handsome, Minecraft, partygoer, passing grade, personal questions, popular with women, project help, pushover, relationships, savvy, self esteem, self-confidence, Server, social interactions, STEM, STEM university, Student Life, turbonormie, tutoring, UniCraft
Are you tired of being a pushover in real life? Want to show off your true potential in a virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner beast as you conquer challenges and build epic structures.
We have a special feature on our server where if you tutor someone and help them with a project, you’ll receive a special power-up that will make you unstoppable in the game. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret admirers waiting to confess their love for you in the virtual world. Who needs a girlfriend when you have virtual cuties lining up for you?
So come on, join us and leave your real-life worries behind. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server and have your own fan club. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your gaming experience and your love life. See you in the game!

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ParentingProblemsMC
arguments, boxing, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, discipline, Dispute Resolution, family activities, family dynamics, family time, household activities, Kids, Marriage, parenting, parenting methods, Parenting styles, ParentingProblemsMC, relationships, teaching lessons, working parents
Are you tired of solving family disputes the old-fashioned way? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle arguments with epic boxing matches! Just like this mom who came home to find her husband turning their basement into a mini boxing ring for their kids. Who needs therapy when you can throw punches instead? Join now for a chance to settle your differences with a knockout punch! (Disclaimer: We do not actually encourage physical violence, but we do encourage hilarious stories like this one!)

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BoomerCraft
aging, aging effects, aging factors, aging gracefully, aging gracefully remedies, aging gracefully secrets, aging gracefully tips, Aging population, aging prevention, aging process, aging remedies, aging secrets, aging signs, aging skin, aging solutions, aging tips, BoomerCraft, instantly aging, premature aging, signs of aging
Join our Minecraft server and watch as your character instantly ages every time you mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about wrinkles and gray hair, all you need to do is dig for those precious gems and you’ll be a senior citizen in no time. But don’t worry, the retirement home in our server is top-notch with free bingo nights and shuffleboard tournaments. So come on down and experience the ultimate aging simulator in Minecraft!

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PotionPaw – The Side Effects Server
cure, Disease treatment, drug side effects, effects, health risks, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare system, Healthcare Technology, medical advancements, Medical Ethics, Medical research, medical science, Medical Treatment, medication, Medicine, patient care, pharmaceuticals, PotionPaw, prescription drugs, Server, Side, side effects
join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate minecraft madness! we got creepers dat explode glitter, zombies dat dance the cha cha slide, and skeletons dat shoot rainbows instead of arrows!
we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!

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Redstone Flow Gel – Minecraft Server
#sustainability, absorbency, biodegradable, Blood, eco-friendly, flow, Gel, innovation, leak proof, leakage, leakage prevention, menstrual care, menstrual pads, menstrual products, menstruation, Minecraft, period products, Redstone, Seaweed, seaweed-derived gel, Server, study, Technology, Women’s Health
join dis crazy minecraft server where we use menstrual pads as building blocks cuz why not! u can build ur own pad castle and have epic pad battles with other players. we also have a secret seaweed gel that turns into a shield when u get ur period in game, so u never have to worry about leaks again! come join the fun and experience the most outrageous minecraft server ever created!

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Townscraft: Where surviving creepers is easier than finding a parking spot, 4+ years strong!

Builder, Community Events, continuity, CREEPERS, discord community, easier, Explorer, finding, Honor, map art, Minecraft, mini game, Parking, Player-honored system, PvP, redstoner, Safe, Server, smp, spot, STRONG, Survival multiplayer, Surviving, third season, town-building, Townscraft, Trust, Vanilla, Whitelisted, Years

Townscraft Overview
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Description	Immerse yourself in a vibrant community where towns are living realms of creativity
Quick Links	Rules, Discord, Photo Gallery, Video Trailer
In-Depth	Whitelisted SMP promoting town-building and community events

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted SMP server
Are there towny or claims plugins?	No, there are no towny or claims plugins
What type of players are welcome?	All types including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and new players
What is the server experience like?	It is a vanilla experience with some exceptions like one player sleep
Is the server secure?	Yes, the server has robust backups and protection measures
How long do seasons last?	Seasons last a long time, with the first season lasting 20 months
Are there community events?	Yes, there are community-hosted events like hide-and-seek and boat racing

CraftyBuilders Minecraft Server
Analysis, Brainstorming, clue, CraftyBuilders, crime solving, Curious, deduction, detective work, Enigma, How did they do it, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexing, problem solving, puzzle, Riddle, Server, sleuthing, solution, strategy, Unraveling
Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of coding. That’s right, llamas! And they’ve created a world so epic, you’ll never want to leave.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms? And don’t even get me started on our secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted tridents.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can challenge the server owner, who just so happens to be a giant panda with a taste for adventure. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover the mysteries of ”How’d they do it?” – you won’t regret it!

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Shezow’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
Big City Greens, cartoons, Clarence, cute, desuarchive, discussion, Established, Friends, hilda, Kiff, MEGAS, Minecraft, Miraculous Ladybug, Palace, PIXEL, Protagonists, Regular show, Server, Shezow, Shezows, skirt lift edition, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Thread, up and coming, young male protagonists
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a skirt lift on a windy day? Look no further! Join our server where we discuss everything SheZow related, because who doesn’t love a superhero in a fabulous skirt?
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got MEGAS (to be expanded) that include shows like Regular Show, Miraculous Ladybug, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and even Kiff! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server once had a legendary battle between a Creeper and a Ender Dragon dressed in a tutu? True story, bro.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and discussions you’ll stumble upon in our wacky Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

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PlayStationPirateCraft
Boundaries, Conflict, damaged items, Decision making, family, guitar, Intonation, Job, MONEY, ownership, parents, personal property, PlayStation, PlayStationPirateCraft, PS5, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing, Siblings, Trust, UNFAIR
Are you tired of sharing your hard-earned gaming console with your siblings who have a track record of destroying your stuff? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any interference from pesky siblings! No more dented guitars or messed up intonation, just pure gaming bliss. Plus, we have diamond-filled caves and creeper-free zones for your ultimate gaming experience. Say goodbye to sharing and hello to endless fun on our server!

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