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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8963 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8062 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
