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AFK for Days Minecraft Server

Afk, beating records, Days, Digital Detox, digital-free, disconnect, internet hiatus, longest offline, longest time offline, Minecraft, offline accomplishment, offline achievement, offline challenge, offline life, offline record, Personal Best, record breaker, screen-free, Server, social media cleanse, tech-free, technology break, technology fast, unplugged

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4576	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	896740	Star Shards Collected:	164
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a noob at Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where being offline is a crime punishable by being turned into a block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we take being online seriously!

Join us and see if you can beat the record for the longest time spent online without blinking. Rumor has it that the current record holder hasn’t blinked in 3 months and now has diamond eyes! So come on, join our server and show us your dedication to the game by never logging off. Who needs sleep anyways?

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
New Chunks Explored:	970413	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1238
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	14	Star Shards Collected:	167
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.

TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem

aerial attack, border, Conflict, crisis management., cross-border incident, drone, drone attack, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation procedures, geopolitical tensions, governor, international relations, MAYHEM, Military, russia, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tensions, Tver region, TverCraft, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Ores Mined:	5118
Divine Spears Created:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Falling into the Void:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!

Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Status	Grace period in peaceful mode
Mods	Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes
Joining Instructions	Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the realm status?	The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode.
What mods are included in the server?	The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more.
How can I join the server?	Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!

/MineCraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration

Alteration, Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup 2 Summon, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup Summon, Interlude Timeline, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Sen-no-Rikyu, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, Summoning Info

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for epic battles like THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight for supremacy using only tea cups and saucers! Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of Tea Ceremony Champion?

But that’s not all! We have a player who literally returned from Hell to play on our server. Yes, you heard that right. This player has seen things no one should ever see, and now they’re here to dominate the Minecraft world with their otherworldly skills.

And don’t even get us started on our insane Summoning events. We’re talking about summoning rituals that will blow your mind and bring forth creatures you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you? It’s time to dive into the chaos and have the time of your life!

EgoBoostersMC

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compliments, compromise, Conflict, confusion, EgoBoostersMC, emotions, Feedback, feelings, love, Marriage, Meaningful, Personal, relationship, resolution, Respect, self esteem, Special, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	48363

Are you tired of receiving too many compliments on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we only give you 1-3 compliments a day, so they feel extra special and personal!

Just like the time my pet pig learned how to do backflips in the game, you’ll feel like a Minecraft superstar with just a few compliments a day. Don’t settle for generic compliments that feel like spam, join us for a more meaningful compliment experience.

And if you’re wondering why our server is the best, just remember the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds. That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect when you join our server. So come on over and let us make you feel special in the most outrageous ways possible!

BreadCraft – Slice & Dice!

bread ration, bread shortage, BreadCraft, Cuba, Cuban economy, Cuban government, daily ration, dice, economic crisis, economic hardship, food crisis, food distribution, food insecurity, food policy, food rationing, food scarcity, food shortage, food supply, government policy, ingredients, rationing, scarcity, slice

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

yo, dis server be lit like a cuban bakery on a sunday morning! we be slashin’ da size of daily bread ration like it’s nobody’s business cuz da ingredients be runnin’ thin like my patience when i lose all my diamonds in lava.

join dis server if you wanna experience da thrill of scavengin’ for rare ingredients like a pirate lookin’ for buried treasure. we got mobs dat be scarier than a pack of creepers on steroids, and da terrain be wilder than a pig ridin’ a minecart.

so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be da place where legends are made and dreams are shattered (mostly by skeletons shootin’ arrows at ya). ain’t no other server like dis one, so grab ya pickaxe and get diggin’!