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Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	380864	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	535	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Animals Bred:	189	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

category, long tail tags, MineTop5CatList, tags, top five

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	1878
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

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