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Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
New Chunks Explored:	333475	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

play.chaoticmc.net

MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	1436
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Items Found:	6722	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	2721
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4514
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	199	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt